You obviously don’t watch “Supernatural”

What’s great about being a Braves fan though is there’s always another trade to get angry about right around the corner

Last time I saw Pete Jr, he was the starting first baseman for the Joliet Jackhammers, a now-defunct independent team that was, I believe, a member of the same league that’s being written about here. It was well past the halfway point of the season, and he was barely over .200 with horrible power numbers as well.…

It’s a grotesque sex act where you have any form of sex with your partner, then LeBron takes a shit all over you and your city.

I already knew pro athletes were more talented than me, and can do about 500 things I could never dream of, but c’mon man, quit showing off - he removed himself from a group text when I’m currently stuck in SEVEN different ones from work :/

I know this is an extremely short clip, and the Gardner Shuffle part of it is even shorter, but I can’t help but think some yakkety sax would be in order.

Is this what they’re doing now that everyone can hit an 8 iron 270 yards, select a ball based on the amount of spin they want, etc etc? Since they all have the technology in the equipment to make the game way too easy, they’ve turned the greens into funhouse rides?

Look at his face...not meaningless to him

that was my first thought. get a knife and either cut the bottom (of the bottle) off entirely or just make a vent in it

In all honesty though, those are the 2 hallmarks of a successful New Years Eve. I’ve never been able to accomplish both in the same night, but there’s always next year.

well now I know what my tax dollars paid for.

I can’t believe I just watched 15 seconds of a soccer player running around the field with someone in close proximity to him and he didn’t throw himself on the ground and grab his calf and start screaming.

He got confused, while spinning - he saw the pool and thought “That’s gotta be the sky, the water’s green”, tried to adjust and it was just a mess after that point.

The way the ball left the bat doesn’t even look real. That can’t be possible.

The first time I did this about 20 years ago it changed my life. It was my breakfast most mornings, giant tub of yogurt in the fridge always. It’s still just as good as ever but I never seem to remember to do it. Frosted flakes are good. Can’t remember anything I tried that was gross. I think I’m going to the store…

He did a live read of the Space Jam script where he read MJs parts...deandre Jordan was in it too...it was pretty damn funny

They’re ok, too hard to put together without wearing sauce and spilling cheese everywhere. I like their pepperoni though, so I usually get the pepperoni and cheese crackers instead. Walmart has had them for a buck for about a month and I’ve had way too many lately

Ugh, don’t like those, they’re like a completely different animal, pun intended

The pizza place I worked at HAD the giant pizza cutter things. All the pizza makers had a thing they carried around that looked like a machete, but it was just used as a grabber to slide the pans out of the oven. They also had a double handed long curved blade thing, you just set it in the middle of the pizza and rock…

Your moth-er’s a slot is probably my favorite line from the whole series