Good, keep looking at it like you’re running a charity, pay them less, and when everyone stops playing baseball and moves on to soccer, basketball, etc, see how the teams like it when they have to sign an 18 yr old kid to a huge 7 year major league contract before you can even watch him take a swing with a wooden bat.

Somewhere Buster Douglas Fury is licking his lips in anticipation. Evander Holyfield Fury is investing in some heavy duty ear protection.

He’s stated a few times that he needs hundreds of extras, so follow him on some social media (assuming you don’t already) and he’s promised to make the spots available to his fans. If I lived anywhere near the site I’d try myself. Coincidentally I live 10 minutes from the site of the ORIGINAL Mallrats, but you would…

and as per most of my comments, this has already been stated

The last time I tried to flex my fandom I was wrong, but If Harley was 5 or 6, that’s 10-11 years ago, and he had smoked week like 3 times his entire life before making Zack and Miri with Seth Rogen, which was in 2008 (I know, released in 2008, but I would think this story might still pre-date his now obsessive…

I heard him mention a longtime ago when tipping came up, I’m guessing on one of his podcasts, that he ALWAYS tips 100%. Whoever he was conversing with was surprised. I think it’s amazing - he’s richer than the majority of us will ever be, but he’s not Bill Gates rich, and he is super involved with charities and such,…

I’m 2 days late to the party as I am with most Gawker comment sections, but this is the PERFECT spot to share one of the prouder moments of my young adult-hood.

Somewhere in the first-grade time frame, I was a garbage bag, and it was MY IDEA. We got a big black hefty bag, cut a hole in the bottom so I could wear it like a dress, and then my mom spent the week prior to Halloween saving empty Jiffy Mix boxes, rinsed-out soup cans, anything that was clean and not heavy and could…

I just thought it was cool that the Cubs knew it was going to rain by the end and gave out all those white towels to the fans so they could stay dry. Not sure why they all had a “W” on them, though.

reminds me of “Rex is our quarterback”

Yes it is, they both make you belch...no, wait, you can use both to remove booger...um...both react strongly to Mentos...you can jerk off into both...no, damnit. I guess you’re right.

A “friend” (my former boss, actually) on Facebook posted a picture a few days ago showing a huge pile of candy that looked like sweettarts, with the pale pastel colors - some were “Halloween shaped”, some were just round, etc, etc, and the attached message was to NOT LET YOUR KIDS HAVE CANDY LIKE THIS because people…

what does this mean in English?

My wife and I worked the overnight shift at a Steak and Shake for a couple of years - she was the server and I worked production. When I finally got tired of the place and got fired, I realized, we never even came close to considering having sex once in all the nights were were there alone. The one guy they gave us to…

because without the comma, it’s just something that happenned a long time ago

Re: Limiting their access to food and garbage, all the State Parks we’ve been to recently in MN have these awesome garbage cans that basically require an Indiana Jones manuever to get into. Some of them you have to slide your hand underneath a cover and depress a small button - a bear paw would never fit, and others…

+ 1, which is what the Bears will never be in Turnover Margin as long as Cutler is there

They have a LOT of Mayweather press they’re still trying to make up for. “Look! We won’t stand for guys that hit women!”

don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.

After that impact with the wall, he’ll be on the DL for the next 18 seasons, after which he will be the opening day centerfielder for the Phillies.