Did the Sandwich Shop rhyme with NubDay?

Every damn time this month I’ve been in the lunch room at work, ESPN has been on, and of course, this blathering idiot has been standing next to a pool table or in a damn car with Mayweather, vigorously licking his bunghole. I am so sick of hearing it.

I was all impressed with myself for getting him near the end of my draft, and the fucker hasn’t left a game on his own accord yet and now he’s suspended...

I have an ancient phone, and if I can get the app to run once during my 8 hour shift at work I feel lucky. I’ll have to give this a try.

Our last trip to Target Field, we were at least halfway up from the first row to the first concourse down behind first base, and whenever we went to get concessions the ushers were, well, very strict and focused on not letting us back down unless it was in-between innings or batters - they stood at the top of the…

I heard he took away a Grand Slam last night...from one of his kids at Denny’s

I watched the whole game last night, and man, his performance was unmatched by anything I’ve ever seen from a Shortstop.

nothing wrong with that, especially on the not-so-great kinds. Try BBQ sauce, also. I prefer Sweet Baby Rays

needs a slice of fake american "cheese food product" as well.

Blue Cheese dressing makes any pizza better, it's great if you have a lot of bland flavorless crust, but just dipping in the slice, toppings and all is amazing too.

where does the line start? I'm in.

I like all 4 foods you mentioned, but there's no way in hell mustard goes with chocolate. EWW. I just grossed out my family by adding mustard to the pork n beans we had last night, but again, NOT ON CHOCOLATE.

To this guy who can't skate, and probably couldn't kick a puck in from that close in tennis shoes, give the guy a damn goal - if he meant to do it he should get two goals.

My wife and I used to go kind of often, and she was a waitress at the time (I worked in the same place and sometimes waited tables too), so if we thought we might go that weekend we'd just not cash in our singles at the end of our shifts for a day or two. If we didn't have enough $20s for a lap dance each, we'd hit…

The way I found out is about the least impressive part of the story, which is 100% my own fault. When I was 19 I was working at a fast food job - I had taken a semester off after high school, then went to the local Junior College to get my core classes out of the way before I went to a much more expensive school out…

My wife has the same diagnosis, and same horrible, magnified symptoms.

Yep, I was gonna say the same thing.

I used to bowl in a league on Tuesday nights, and as completely unimaginably low-stakes as that is, I would fear an injury during the week that would keep me from bowling. I would be extra careful picking up my child, or walking down stairs, or using a knife in the kitchen. When it was Tuesday during the day and I…

Just saw on MLB's twitter,

Brawndo. It's got what this guy craves.