He looks to be in worse shape than the guys on AFV playing dizzy bats.

In reality, though, LSD also stands for Lake Shore Drive, which is in Chicago, which of course is where the Cubs are from, so it's really not that odd, it just means the baby bear is...oh...drinking a road. I didn't plan out my entire argument.

My wife did this when she worked at a major chain that had "18% gratuity will be added for parties of 8 or more" in the menu, but none of the managers would allow them to do it - like, it was an actionable offense if you were caught adding the auto-gratuity. (so they double-screwed the servers - some customers…

similar story but with much less "happy-ending" ...

We moved from a non-emissions-testing area to Chicago, and thusly had to get a new car when our 10+ year old car failed its first test (would have cost 3-4x the car's value to pass emissions).

Glad I'm not the only Orlando fan who can't forget this moment.

So good.

I was in the breakroom at work 4 seperate times today, and all 4 times they were talking about this shit. No, the TV wasn't on ESPN, it was on CNN.

If it wasn't so crinkled and deflated, it looks like he's drinking a bottle of dish soap.

TBH, though, the Comcast guy just wanted to try to get you to upgrade your current package or remind you that they offer cell phone service as well.

That's scary. Imagine how many more cars might have been involved if they'd FUCKING FILMED IT WITH THE PHONE HELD THE RIGHT WAY!

I could have sworn it was a recurring guest on one of the late shows that did it (as a spoof, obviously). Guess not. Oh holy shit, I got Stefan Edberg right.

Who was it and on what show that showed up with a "Blooper" package and it would be, "Here's one from tennis" (clip of random meaningless point from some match where a player hits it into the net unspectacularly) "OH! STEFAN EDBERG! It's supposed to go OVER the net! WHAT are you THINKING!?!?!" "now on to football,…

Just because his nickname is "Bones" doesn't mean he has to do as many drugs as...oh, wait, that's House...wrong Fox show.

The blonde judge sympathized with the guy who almost died because she too has had some bad experiences under a knife.

I'm an American and thusly "shouldn't" understand soccer, but why in the world did they concede? What did they do wrong here?

A guy who was my boss for a while was a wrestler in HS (then I broke my back, and blah blah blah blah who cares) but he said if they still needed to drop weight the night before a match, they would sleep naked with the windows open and fans on them so they would burn calories shivering.

"Shots to put in your rectum, ranked"

Give the ball to Lebron and tell him to lower his shoulder about 5 feet beyond the 3 point line, pick out the other team's best player/player in worst foul situation, and just run headlong into him. Dribbling optional. It's what Cleveland ran against Orlando every year in the playoffs. Lebron drew about 208743…

I know the internet IS cat videos and been there done that and blah blah blah but this might be the most perfect thing ever put online in the history of the world. I mean...some of them spend so much time measuring, lining up, practicing, measuring some more, studying...and then JUST. MISS. By like 5 feet. It's…