I don't know...I really don't think that empathy can be taught to narcissistic/sociopathic assholes... they'll just use that information to fine-tune their manipulativeness. Maybe I am biased having grown up with one of those people as a stepfather, but I vote "just a shitty, shitty human being". I think even if a…

THANK YOU!!! I didn't want to be the first to say it, but I definitely feel for you! We're not 'narwhals' as children of shitbag moms we're just more stigmatized and therefore quieter about it. A lot fewer people say "but he's your father!" In the outraged tone they usually use for chastising you when you say you and…

Children are allowed to be upset. They're allowed to have feelings, and they should not be physically harmed because they express them. If a child is having a temper tantrum, they need a place to cool down, alone. Put them in a time out. The first few times you do this, they will test you. They will run out, they will…

PENIS: Do not handle machinery while intoxicated.

Why is this a big deal? I just keep a box of giant binder clips in my closet and use those to make a nice fit every day. Sure, I walk down the hallways at work at a slant so my nicely taylored front is always facing others while the mangled mess of clothing and office supplies in the back remain hidden, but…

There should definitely be laws against it, but the laws should be constructed in a way that the woman who was forced to miscarry is the wronged party, not the fetus. The danger in this is not that he's being punished for causing a miscarriage (most of these laws are enacted to protect pregnant women, but then used…

How does one earn 177 counts of kidnapping three people? I understand it was for a very long time, but wouldn't it still be three? I can see the rape charges accounting for multiple rapes, but the kidnapping count seems odd. Anyone able to fill me in?

I love this tiger. I don't love the weird inbreeding that forced her to exist.

Yup. My parents raised me in a weird (I later realized, I thought it was normal) un-authoritarian manner where they taught me that my opinions and preferences mattered, and only really had rules or forced me to do things when it involved my personal safety (ie. I don't care, you wear the seat belt and you get those…

And I was raised an omnivore and regret every animal I've ever eaten now. I was indoctrinated to think animals were food before I could make a choice, too. It goes both ways. A lot of kids go through a vegetarian phase when they realized meat is dead animals. A lot of parents don't allow their kids to chose to not eat…

I can't wait for some jerk to get preemptively butt-hurt about vegans linking this. No disclaimer.

So sick of anti-vegan (or rather, anti "preachy"vegan) sentiments on Jezebel. You know who else can be really damn preachy? Feminists. And I'm GLAD they are because I have LEARNED SOMETHING from feminists like that, and now I identify as feminist myself. So next time you're closing your mind to the words of a vegan…

You are against preachy vegans (as you assume all of them are), but the ONLY person who has done any preaching here is you.

Personally, I've found defensive omnivores to outnumber preachy vegans.

Can't wait for all the defensive "but bacon" comments.

Why would you say 'cat gazpacho' and not 'catzpacho'? When the hell do you think you're going to get another opportunity to use it!?!

My mother saw a dancing bear
By the schoolyard, a day in June.
The keeper stood with chain and bar
And whistle-pipe, and played a tune.

What if I told you that the Triforce can be rotated so that a different piece is at the top and it would still look the same.

sorry nope! Two words for you my friend: Public, Transport. It sucks here. Other than that it's not too bad though :)

"We're the number one threat to women."