No, please don't freak out over that. 100% (science) of people who say "vegans are so preachy" have talked more to vegans about Eating Protein than vegans have talked to them about going vegan.

I like that the gif chosen is Thom Yorke, notorious vegan.

Okay, I'm a big Emin fan, so let me admit my bias to begin with. That said:

And yet at university you can still get your bachelors and your masters.

And it's Ponyville, Equestria. You need to go back to school, you silly filly, you fail Equestrian geography and do not show the proper respect for cupcakes.

I think you are being a little ridiculous. I love cupcakes, it's a single serving of cake without all the mess of having to cut it up. They are super easy to share, easy to make and fun to decorate. Feminism does not have to reject all things domestic or frivolous.

I very much like Lush in principle, but whenever I see the price tag and ingredients underneath one another I am inclined to make my own. I was about to replace our J&J talcum powder with a Lush one, but when I saw it was mostly cornflour with a bit of vanilla fragrance I decided I could just use the custard powder…

That which is tested is cruelly done to Nonhuman Animals in horrific enactments of torture...and different species have different reactions anyway, so the information is practically useless.

Here, let me chop yours off and carry it with me while I drive. That work for you?

The song reminds me of the Flight of the Conchords episode where they compose a song for Lady Toothpaste.

Are cupcakes referred to as muffins in Ireland? Because that was clearly a cupcake.

DO NOT mix sparkling water, powdered Gatorate/G2 packets, and Alka-Seltzer. All things are great for hangovers, but when combined, you will foam up. Not throw up, foam up.