I thought it was a happy ending because two dogs got a home! Everybody wins.

I am totally adding that to my vocabulary, THANK YOU

I agree with the suggestion that you guys need to get rid of this archaic tipping system. When I briefly visited the states, I was so confused - first of all, nothing is the price it says it is on the menu or whatever because there is the tax on top, and then I have to do maths to work out how much tip I owe? 18% -…

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As a vegetarian I replace meat with beans, lentils, tofu, fake meat etc. Not additional, leafy green vegetables. So I'm probably not eating "more" vegetables than a meat eater, and therefore at no more risk than one.

I would say no thanks/laugh them down and then have an adult conversation about it. Not bandy about the D word right away.

Not really. I've been on it for over a year and I find it fantastic. If you (or your friend) is not going to be specific about what's actually wrong with it (or is weight/libido problems it, I haven't experienced that) then I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

My advice is go on the Depo and stop having periods. Everybody wins!!

My friend had a cat who pretty much developed an eating disorder over Love Hearts. He flat out refused to eat anything but them and starting wasting away!

It might pass - I went through a bit of batty marriage gah gah when I was about 22. My relationship was also long term like yours. It soon passed to be replaced by feeling like I was too "modern" to get married and then I didn't think about it for several years. My partner and I finally had a civil union about three…

Yes, airplane-which-is-practically-a-car dreams. Been there.

I can't do this - as soon as I realise it's bullshit, the whole thing dissolves!

These ones are amazing, but it's so disappointing to wake up in your regular boring house afterwards.

This is particularly a problem for me when I have just started a new job, and I guess my mind is going over all the mundane things I've learned.

OMG are you me? I have BOTH of those dreams!! In the toilet one I can never get enough privacy to actually go - which I think it my body's way of saying "You are actually in bed, DO NOT release!" But the backseat car driving ones ARE weird. I even used to have them before I learned to drive, which was intensely…

I chalk it up to the fact she is a fictional character eating fictional calories!!

I got married three weeks ago, and think it is likely that my partner will continue to take party drugs and I will still insist on travelling extensively. I watch a butt-load of DVDs and he's always tinkering in his garage. It doesn't really have to be one or the other, does it?

Yeah I don't get this. Why does marriage need a PR campaign at all? Who cares?

Credit where it's due: Stolen from the Simpsons. Future Lisa's fiance says it to her and she thinks it's a horrible thing to say, but in the case of me and my family, I like to think it's true.

Did they have to leave that clap beat underneath it? It totally clashes!!