I am practically eye to eye with my partner, but then I buy into this notion that he should weigh more than me, but obviously I weigh more having the same height but the boobs and hips and whatnot. I have a tall friend who is totally hung up on the height thing,she only seems to dig men taller than her. Not that she…

Hahaha! "Ripped from my lions"! If you really did save your babies from a monstrous big cat, then I think - screw childbirth - you deserve fucking medal!

This guy is currently making the rounds of the internet:

I live in NZ and I pose this to Mr Morgan - hey, how about we get rid of the PEOPLE. Homo sapiens are NOT native to this land. They've already decimated populations of native animals including the moa, and by extension, the Haast Eagle. If we're going to pick on the animals that human beings brought here, why are we…

Kakapo don't just live in the suburbs where most of the cats hang out though, they are way out in the bush where hardly anyone lives. I think he is talking more about our little, flighted birds like fantails and waxeyes that cats are really wasting.

SQEE-uare!!

Great, now I'll have this stuck in my head ALL DAY. Happens when I watch Beauty and the Beast, too.

I did - my partner is still asleep next to me so the computer is on mute. I used my EYES

There is nothing cuter than a dog breaking the fourth wall.

I DID also do the same thing. With the video on mute. But it's a CAT

This is how Ron Swanson would birth a child.

You forgot puking. That is defo on my top ten high-pressure situations which demand a good cry. There is something about puking and crying... the ultimate purge.

Just have to be a lame-o and point out the scurvy thing - drinking juice, scurvy is probably the only thing you DON'T have...

Well that's debatable isn't it? The genetics are changed either way. Genetically modifying a crop so it's Roundup resistant doesn't necessarily change the substance of the grain, but people still get up in arms about it. The genetics of animals have been modified dramatically in the thousands of years since we…

Then the commenter is missing my point. Because even organic and free range animals have been domesticated.

That comment is confusing. Are you saying they don't eat meat? So where does the hunter part of this hunter-gatherer diet come in then?

I forgive myself a little as a vegan when I travel - there can be honest mistakes made becuase of language and culture barriers. For example my last trip was to Japan and at one stage I ordered a harmless sounding tofu steak and when it got to me it was covered - COVERED - in fish flakes. Huge ones. Also ordered a…

I like that I'm not a scrawny vegan. When people ask "what do you EAT?" then I can answer "Do I look like I'm starving to you?"

I had a cousin tell me I was allowed to have a "slip up" and buy a packet of very non-vegan chocolate biscuits... I was like: this shit ain't Weight Watchers, I don't have a certain number of non-vegan food points I'm allowed to use up over the week! How does one "accidently" buy a packet of biscuits exactly? :P

Not my experience at all. It might be a bit hard to avoid cheese, but I found while in Italy there was plenty for me to eat as a vegetarian. Sure it was pretty heavy on the tomato pasta/Margherita pizza theme, but I was told that in Italy meat used to be an "only on Sundays" kinda thing, especially in the countryside,…