No it's not a religion, I certainly don't think it is anyway. But the option "no religion" should be represented up there too I feel.

I feel like this is the same way that any ol' nobody would announce a new baby on Twitter or Facebook.

They need an atheist one too. How about "We don't need an ancient book to tell us it's a good idea to be nice to others". Or something more sciencey about altruism from Dawkins.

Holy books don't kill people, people kill people?

Well, the families that started it were started by and run by women. ;)

Say what you want about Christmas - it is Boxing Day with it's crazy sales that reeks of consumerism. It's like your Black Friday over there.

I feel sorry for all Zoo lemurs because they have to hear "I like to move it move it" from 50 different kids everyday for The Rest of Their Lives.

As someone who works in a zoo I would find that hilarious. There's a reason that the Zoo episode of Parks and Rec was the best one. Or rather the first good one. :P

Because bad/nonsensical French is funny! See:

Oh I understand their would be a very good reason for doing so - otherwise no one in their right mind would ruin the cuddle with gloves.

All I could think is how FRUSTRATING it would be to have access to baby panda for cuddling but having to wear gloves so you couldn't feel it's fluffy baby fur!!

Well SOMEONE is getting a lump of coal this year. And she knows it too.

and "squircle" sounds a lot like this guy:

I loved Steve Carell and JC together in Bruce Almighty. Buscemi is like a weird cherry on the top though!!

How come none of these imaginary boyfriends ever know how to drive?

But what a way to go.

Shit you don't have Denny's in Canada? We have it in New Zealand!!

Oh I just saw this one not available in the US - but I have used other products, like the warm wax from The Body Shop and had the same results.

I use Nads - the trick I found the last time is to do a little bit at a time. I used to just slap it on the whole area, put the one fabric strip on and rip - in an effort to get the whole thing over with faster, but this can result in some serious bruising!! So now I just do a small patch at a time - it takes longer…