He's going to go to a nice sanctuary somewhere where he'll have the most appropriate food, vet care and an environment that suits his behavioural needs. He'll hang out with a bunch of other cool monkeys and maybe even meet a nice girl monkey, and have some baby monkeys. Don't be sad, his life is about to improve SO…

Everyone is getting quite distracted by the "side-issue" of whether or not it was safe to leave the animal in the car. So. Not. The. Point. The bigger "moral of the story" here is don't keep a non-domesticated fucking wild animal as a PET!! This is the thing the guy was fined for, this is the bigger picture welfare…

WROANG. The others are right, you are confusing "primates" for apes. You've listed a bunch of apes, and said monkeys aren't them. That part is correct, but all are primates. Lemurs are primates too, but they aren't monkeys OR apes.

I imagine this must hit very close to home for William, he must sometimes feel like he is cursed with this celebrity, especially when it results in people losing their lives. :(

Start with this:

Uhm, the nostalgia doesn't work to the point where I am actually attracted to a man (or rather, prepubescent fucking teenager) or would sleep with him just because he smells like my first boyfriend. (NB I didn't actually sleep with said first boyfriend anyway!!) I just have a brief flashback of teenage swoonyness.…

What happens when you use Google translate on Japanese websites: http://www.engrish.com/

this article is what I thought of too - was surprised to find Japan not nearly as geek-friendly as I had anticipated.

Shit, steampunk is a lot like well... regular punk. Can't legitimately use the word without preceding it with "That's not".

I posted Link elsewhere in this meggings thread but wow: If he had a badass mo' like Cary Elwes the resemblance would be kind of eery. #ohmysweetwestley

Neither:

I think the word "jeggings" might be to blame for this one.

Why stop there? The last two albums have been actually really fucking good!

I thought that was just his cum-face. Some people look angry, others... frustrated and confused.

Oh these dickheads!! I heard about them from my aussie favs Frenzal Rhomb:

The way I understand it, Jacintha answered the call, but actually put it through to a supervisor who THEN divulged the information. So this wan't even her fault. I only hope her employers were supportive and did not immediately play the blame game - if not it is their actions which may have lead to her suicide. Also…

I have memories attached to the stuff, yes. Young, early teen memories, of young, early teen "romances" - but fond memories none the less. You know how they say a smell takes you back to a memory in a way that pretty much no other sense can? Yeah, I get that from these. But they tend to change the flavours now and…

PS you spelled your own username wrong. Is it "whut" or is it "wuht"? Or, the more conventional, "what"? But I can bet you won't be checking this anyway so it hardly matters.

How uncomfortable can it be though? That's how I use my laptop all the time... hence the name!!