No girl wants to be the one you go for cus you can't get the one you really want. Do both of you a favour and don't settle for second best. Remember there is a difference between being good looking and having impeccable grooming - don't be intimidated by someone just cus they spent a lot more time/money getting ready…

Not really sure that you DID create your eyes or smile. If you have nice physical features, you pretty much just have luck to thank for that! :)

My weirdest was "Yeah, take your bread home!" with a leery noddy nod thing. I was walking home from the shop. Yes, with bread. Some men can make anything perverted.

I think complements are ok in certain situations but I think it would be wise for random-stranger complementers to stick to something that isn't physically a part of you. You could tell someone you like their shoes or their hairstyle as it's actually something they might have had a say in choosing, and you're…

They are for clutching.

Yeah I'm not sure if OP quite got that or not?

I'm pretty sure that was a reference to Henry the 8th? He of the beheaded wives?

I know they like it if your hair is clean! Or that's what they told us at school so we didn't feel like lepers if we got them....

No I'm sure it has nothing to do with cleanliness - the mites probably appreciate a clean environment much the way that lice do. No one is accusing people with rosacea of being "unclean", surely.

But perhaps those triggers actually trigger their death and subsequent explosion? Who knows?

I would suggest (after a fatty acids lecture yesterday) that it's probably the type of fats in your diet rather than the quantity. Not eating "too much fat" is already good advice though.

Beautiful.

Actually if you read the article they suggest diet might be the solution, but the advice is very vague suggesting that a "change in the diet" could change the sebum on the face that the mites feed on. Probably more important is the type of fat and not the quantity, but these people are clearly microbiologists and not…

I wonder, if because the video depicts the "complete stranger attacks you in a park" rape-rape, which is the stereotypical image of rape but is rarely the reality, then maybe it might be easier to deal with? It's almost like this depiction of rape is laughable, because that's hardly ever how it really goes down.

Yeah I guess that's what I was getting at: split face, happens sure, heterochromia, yup it's a thing. But the combined likelihood of the two might be more rare than a chimera. It's not like the "split" runs all the way down the body either, it's just a facial thing, but chimeras can have, for example, one or two…

Yeah the calico thing doesn't explain the different coloured eyes does it? I met a couple male torties in my time working at shelter - something like 1 in 3000. So if I met two that gives you some idea of how many cats we got through the shelter... :(

My father also passed away the year I turned 27... we are like the 27 club, only for orphans....

I thought you meant the soccer ball had cataracts. This confused me a whole lot.

Animals are so gullible when it comes to soft toys! I have a plush rat that is about the correct size, shape and colour of a real one and my cat "kills" it every day. My dog also freaks out at statues or toys that are approximately actual dog size.

Yes, please admit it. Admit it to childless people to make them rethink. Admit it to child-free people who can add that to the list of reasons "why not". Please admit it to everyone, people need to know BEFORE it happens. Some people love being parents. But we hear from these people a lot. It'd be great to know it's…