“What time period and where was this?

Come on now, old-timers: The 2015 Warriors couldn’t beat the 2017 Warriors.

Seriously though, this whole culture and talent evolves thing skipped music. I will not be swayed. Shit today is trash.

I was born in ‘82, and I was taught to finish right-handed off my left foot on the right side of the basket, and left-handed off my right foot on the left side of the basket. Curry and Irving and guys like that can finish right handed from the right foot, and left handed from the left foot, on either side of the…

That may be true, but the music these kids are listening to today is objectively worse than what was on the radio while I was growing up.

I LOVE Magic Johnson as a player, but can you imagine his slow ass trying to guard KD?

When I was a kid, being able to finish a layup with either hand off of either foot was some sort of weird amazing circus trick that happened by accident. Nobody practiced it. Nobody in the NBA even did it except, again, as a desperation accident.

You will, ten hours and three minutes from now.

Now I have this image in my head of Ali knocking out a horse, like Mongo in Blazing Saddles, and it’s making me chuckle.

I can’t even quantify who the MVP is this year much less the greatest team of all time while attempting to remove my recency bias and also simultaneously removing my rose-colored nostalgia glasses. Plus I need to remember to sleep and eat, these are vital processes to give me the energy to wake up the next day and…

Yeah, well the Romans kicked their ass but you don’t hear anyone calling them the GOAT.

He has three titles because Ray Allen hit the greatest shot of all time, and take your pick of: he pleaded for Green to be suspended/Steph Curry was one one leg/Kyrie saved his ass/Harrsion Barnes couldn’t hit water from a boat

Curry is undeniably the Warriors’ best offensive player. KD can obviously get good iso looks when he needs to but - last night’s clutch time notwithstanding - those aren’t what wins them the series. When Curry is on the floor, he moves around like crazy and their offense is terrifying. Take a look at the +/- stats,…

If you are going to mention ‘15 and Kyrie and Love being injured, you have to mention that the ‘16 comeback by Cleveland included a completely hobbled Steph, an injured Bogut and a suspended Green for Game 5. Even with all of that, it took an other world series by Lebron, an incredible block in the end, a Kyrie 3 in…

First, I agree. Durant should and will win the finals MVP.

Kaep “isn’t ‘good.’” He does not “suck” in the context of being compared to people like Geno Smith.

Counterpoint, he’s better than half the starting QB’s in the league right now.

They had the ball on the Ravens 7 yard line on 1-and-goal down 3 with 1:45 to go. Did the Falcons dominate the Patriots in Super Bowl LI?

What are you talking about? The Niners were literally 10 yards from getting a go-ahead touchdown with less than two minutes remaining.

The score was 34-31 and the 49ers had four plays inside the 10 to end the game. What in God’s name are you talking about?