Haha, I didn’t even know about the Vulture piece but this is obviously satire.

Oh, I read that and thought he was just disappointed in someone who wasn’t American winning, which didn’t seem that bad. National pride and what-not. But this seems much worse.

I have a urinal in the basement, and can’t imagine living without it. And by urinal, I mean utility sink.

They clean it all. Once you use one during your period, you’ll never go back.

I know I’m supposed to act like I don’t like her because of her connections to the whole Scientology thing. But I’m sorry, I think she’s a freaking great actress and strangely beautiful.

Well, as for the urinal part... I will forever believe that no matter how long a man has had his penis, he can never aim the thing with any consistency, & that teaching/allowing/encouraging their sons to stand is one of the more foolish things parents do (in a long list of foolish things). At home, I sit, & I think my…

I can’t speak to anyone else’s experience but I actively avoid crapping in public bathrooms. oobviously not always possible, but I much prefer doing that at home. (if for no other reason than better toilet paper)

I just think it’s unnecessary, and unhelpful, for people to always write, “Murica,” as if being American is the defining factor of why everything is wrong. No. This is historical. Had we started in the past, we would be using them today. Also, Canadians don’t use it either, neither do Mexicans/ This is not a “Murican”…

I actually think a lot of the resistance is of the “no homo” variety.

No they aren’t, because those people who think mine and factory jobs are coming back think they’re part of the middle class, even if large swafts of America is basically on or below the poverty line. If you’re on Medicaid, have children go to public school, work a deadend job, or waiting for disability benefits, use…

1. Promise to bring jobs back to poor people, even though their mining/manufacturing jobs are gone largely due to automation rather than outsourcing. Those employers will never de-automate, because they’re making huge money by using robots over people.

I would also advise that you not leave without a copy of the contract in your own hand.

Stop. Just, stop. They wanted to make a movie about anthropomorphic cars. There are automatic and inherent problems with this that are immediately written off.

There are no answers because they were never intended to be answered.

That’s a slightly different situation, as they have collected taxes that you do not have pay. Unlike other clerical errors, that could be construed as tax fraud, and a reputable dealer will steer clear of such problems.

Sashimi grade salmon is, as the article referenced, frozen to kill parasites, and are often cleaned with a brine. Salmon not labeled as sashimi grade is often fresh and not treated nearly as carefully in terms of cleanliness.

Sushi with fried bits in it is more Murica’ than a Camaro IROC with a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and a greasy mullet.

Just more proof that Trump isn’t the “amazing business leader” so many people give him credit for. I’ve said for a long time that starting with a bunch of money and dealing in Real Estate speculation doesn’t make you a business virtuoso — it usually just means you have good timing (or often not, based on all the…

This was music that made young black kids swoon, and to that end the biopic effectively reveres an influential boy band that’s criminally overshadowed by successors like New Kids on the Block, N’Sync and Backstreet Boys, more recognized in the mainstream as quintessential “boy bands.”

I've been corrected of my misconception several times. Thank you and everyone else for clearing that up. Please, there's no need to correct me again. I've learned my lesson about being incorrect on the internet. I'm very sorry I was wrong, and would like to apologize to anyone who was offended by my incorrect…