DarthPenguin19
DarthPenguin19
DarthPenguin19

Shhhhh!!! You're making too much sense!! But don't worry you're alone on the: Tired of this weird fascination with Miley Cyrus train.

While my boyfriend has this lovely attitude towards accepting me for however I look. I hate, hate, hate it when he criticizes random women he sees when we like go out to the mall or something and he'll quietly point out all snarkily:

Lol I know this is going to sound weird but I don't know what the exact reasons are for your female friends. But there are plenty of times when I don't want to have sex all the time. Not because the sex is so terrible. But I get distracted by all the movies and shows on Netflix I still need to catch up on, or a video

Eh not married yet but my bf and I don't use condoms. Haven't for 6 years and haven't gotten knocked up as I've been on Depo and Implanon. I know Depo and Implanon doesn't work for everyone but it does for me...so I'm not worried. That and I can't use condoms. I react terribly to latex and break out in hives and

That's what I find weird. I think they know that the demographic for shows like Adventure Time on Cartoon Network caters to more then just kids because plenty of teenagers and young adults - and plenty of adults love the show. So I think they try to target every one which is what's disturbing. As apparently they think

If you watch a TV show aimed at the ladies, you most likely saw 15 yogurt ads, three for Diet Coke, and then a few telling you to lose weight, frumpy fattykins.

Not really. There are millions of racist white northern liberal hipsters out there too. There are plenty of articles that rip those type of fuckwits to shreds too and call them out on their bullshit. The Paula Deen fiasco keeps rolling along because she herself and her PR team - if she even has one at this point have

I seriously don't understand why guys get so offended by women wearing makeup anyway. It's absolute bullshit when it's assumed that A.) Women wear makeup because they're all evil, deceiving, ugly whores and need to hide their ugliness in order to fool an oh so innocent dudebro into sleeping with her and then reveal

I don't know why but this makes me guffaw in laughter so fucking much. Probably because this is the face I made after reading the article.

My question is are you focusing more on just finding someone special or do you think you should try expanding your current pool of friends so that you can eventually meet someone through friends perhaps?

Oy don't lump me in with the people giving you shit because I'm definitely not. Like I said just curious because I hear a lot of guys talking about how they want a "fit" girl and I never know what they mean or are leaning towards because culturally I didn't grow up in Western countries so the standards are different

Then find a woman who actually wants to see you naked and will be comfortable and attracted to your body! In other words someone who isn't shallow and loves you for who you are. Sounds cheesy as fuck I know but it's true. My boyfriend always has stupid insecurities and thinks that I'm going to leave him if he ever

Hmm, but the thing us what is a fit woman to you though? To me a fit woman who is at the peak of physical fitness and is fit as hell would be like Serena Williams. Or Gina Carano when she was still doing MMA. Like physically fit woman who can outrun and outlast you in a triathlon? Or are you talking about the chicks

Forgive me if I missed anything. But did the woman you thought dropped that pound/coin say anything else besides replying "no"? Because I mean you asked her a question and she answered..... What more were you expecting. If someone asked me if something was mine, I look at it and see that it doesn't belong to me then I

Wait so if a woman shops on the weekdays it means she's not financially stable? What about the millions of other people men included that shop in the mornings, afternoons, evenings, etc during the weekdays? Does that make us all jobless slobs who are un-creative drones? Are you single still? If you're still single

But there's nothing wrong with being alone. Being single can be a blessing in disguise. You won't have to deal with shitty relationship woes. As a single person you can do anything you want and not be attached to someone. Be happy about that.

This fat adorable turd likes to knead my breasts while I'm sleeping which causes me to wake up to painful claws digging into my flesh. Then stares deeply into my eyes and purrs making it all the more creepier. Or she'll piss on me while I'm sleeping.....like she did last week. I no longer have a bed. I have to sleep

When I'm alone dressed in full winter jacket covered to head to toe in heavy blizzard winter gear, guys still whistle, stalk, and harass me. When I'm with my husband they magically stop. Men rarely harass women when other men are around. It's a known fact.

Because men don't catcall and harass women when OTHER MEN are around. Too scared to I suppose. And yes, she has been harassed and stalked right in front of me by plenty of dudebros. And by admitting that you can't read anything past like two sentences isn't making you look better you realize that right? You're full on

Case in point - my sister in law who is nearly 300 pounds, dresses like a man, and isn't what you would call even remotely desirable by societal standards. But she gets frequently stalked, cat called, hit on, sexually harassed, and grabbed and touched inappropriately all the goddamn time.