Probably just a concern that someone bought this who couldn’t afford it. It’s a 10 year old car. Which means someone bought it half way through its life for a 60 month loan or more depending on exactly when. It just adds risk to the final sale that everything is good from the bank. You can’t get the title released…

I already make terrible food at home.

See if he'll swap for the baby.

What exactly is a Diablo Sandwhich, and where can I get one? Answer quick, I’m in a goddamn hurry!

Nah, you just want to see Ferrari winning it all again, and have accepted the best chance of that happening is with Hamilton behind the wheel. Putting his ass in a Ferrari at this point would do little more than sully the reputation of whatever driver loses between Hamilton and Vettel. If Hamilton wanted a real…

Hitting the sauce at 8:00 a.m. isn’t really my go-to move, but I’ll take a stab at this...

Well while the A13 corridor/Essex was probably the spiritual home of the Capri it was never built in Dagenham, Early UK built ones were Merseyside and later ones were built in Germany only.

The buttons on his shirt certainly look to be under siege.

I had read that somewhere. Since you Brits like convertibles, maybe you all could go ahead and resurrect the Bentley Azure, but on the Mulsanne body. Bentley did do a Grand Convertible concept, and it was glorious. Then they agreed to build 19 of them. But I’d like it if there were more.

Did you get your dad’s permission before taking that out of his closet?

Yes of course. There’s a reward for shooting tigers, you know.

“This is a very personal project for me. I invested a lot of time and energy in this build, you know, and it’s really just a car for me and me alone, you know?” Skerp Flurbington is well-known in car circles for doing car things with cars, but this unusual car build is his own personal car, a labor of love that took…

Are you mad or just misinformed?

Friend of mine had one of these, until he accidentally drove it down some steps and wrecked it. I wish I had a joke for it, but by the time I thought of one, the moment had passed, alas, just another case of L’esprit de l’escalier.

You’ve managed to be correct, and at the same time, you’ve managed to completely miss the point. What makes the ‘59 worthy of our interest has nothing to to do with it being beautiful. It is a study in excess. It’s the automotive equivalent of a porn star who’s had everything exaggerated past beauty into some…

It’s a comforting badge to show you that all the components are broken in and in harmony with each other, any component that did not achieve harmony has been replaced by now.

Ok, that is a BAD picture of Sigourney Weaver

they’ll wait until a daycare or elementary school blows up to finally wake up and come to their senses

This is perfect for small batch, artisan meth.

Boy bands?