I’m actually pretty sure you’re wrong and that this was a mass fish suicide in response to the election results.

It’s probably just like the one he makes Melania wear.

“Oh honey, the man who sells us our drugs is here!”

Despite it’s niche, I bought one new in 78, and two of my small town Louisiana friends did the same that year. In all, I knew five people who owned an X1/9 and I almost bought a second one, a leftover Bertone in 90. I only knew two people who bought a Camaro, three bought Firebird/Trans Ams, one had an MGB, one had an…

This is a bunch of blatantly unsafe horseshit. Shame on Jalopnik for even floating the idea to your readers that this should EVER be done.

I saw this happen once to Emilio Estevez. The tire smack sent him into the future. Mic Jagger was there only he was a terrible warlord and Rene Russo was there. Don’t ever tire smack. It’s bad.

Real men get shot in the leg or arm or both before going on any drive.

This more your speed?

The Pats do it like the rest of us, by golly, with their pants around their ankles, a Ronald McDonald mask on their head, and a little Shania to set the mood.

Ladies love windowless vans. Good call.

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

That sandwich is Undefeated.

That’s something Don Johnson wore when he was 375 pounds

“You boys need anything while you’re here? Some reds? Yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.”

No one told us things were gonna be this way

Now take off ur shirt

Who?

You will wait your turn for misery and you will enjoy it.