The real solution is, of course, to block googleupdate.exe in your firewall and/or HIPS settings.

So instead of disaster relief they get disastrous comic relief.

Okay, they can have it now.

I don’t think they make a “boot” that size.

Is this it?

So... he saying that it wasn’t the storm that killed those thousands of people so much as the slow and inadequate relief and recovery efforts. Got it.

Wake me when everything shakes out.

Hmmm... Maybe the guy didn’t thoroughly google that.

Yes, but in order to leave they would need some sort of passenger vehicle, and all they have is a self-propelled generator.

No, she’s actually pretty when you look past all the weird fashion stuff.

Yeah but keeping yucky girls from touching it is just a side benefit.

Star for “sovereign citizen grade idiots".

Oh yeah. I like their french roast with a packet of Swiss Miss and some vanilla soy milk.

Don’t worry. If we run low on scarcity they can always make more.

He must have invested in Kodakcoin.

It only seems like there’s no repercussions because the time until the next election (mid-terms) is just DRAGGING with this guy.

This is dwarfed by the number of visits involving dihydrogen monoxide. Priorities, people!

Unfortunately, being a police officer is also attractive to assholes who want to go out and crack skulls for a living.

The very first link I ever found and bookmarked for tracking hurricanes was this one. It no longer works, giving a 404 error now and the site apparently no longer has storm tracks that I can find. But back in the early 90s it was the shit.