Probably shot by an ancestor of Ben Carson.

How well does touch ID work when your fingers are wrinkled from the pool or bath?

Yeah, a new situation is a stresser. Mine just started 4th grade, and it’s his best start yet. The worst was a couple years ago when he switched to a new school in 2nd. I wonder how he’ll do when he starts middle school.

The clear winner is this beauty...

Her politics, personality, and general demeanor, yes.

I don’t know, man. A genuinely warm heart and absence of a resting bitch face would go a long way toward making her an enjoyable partner.

I thought he meant he was eating the hell out of some popcorn while watching the spectacle.

It seems they had to edit it down a bit for time, and ended up cutting him off right when he got rollin’.

Wait... I thought the reds boycotted restaurants by buying their food.

So how much was the cleaning bill?

A woman found dead with a dick in her hand would make for quite a story.

I doubt there’d be much correlation as long as plastic trash and freezer bags are still available for purchase.

I recently learned those pastel mints are called buttermints. I used to call them pillow mints. Love ‘em.

I my day the neighborhood old lady’s candy bowl was filled with buttermints. And I loved them so.

I actually wouldn’t put that past him.

“Nice car.”

I agree, but I guess I’m just a little fancy...

Sports, maybe.

Perhaps he should be posthumously stripped of all past titles.

Guns aside (and, for the record, I agree with the other fellow who said he’d rather have someone attack a crowded venue with a bat than a gun), I’m coming to have the opinion that video games should be for private leasure, and all the tourneys and such should go away.