See if the buyer prefers vinyl. You may have an in there.

And if Mueller actually said anything resembling that, it was probably given as an “at the earliest” date, and most likely with the (possibly only implied but not stated) qualifier “if his testimony doesn’t uncover more things to be investigated”.

Or maybe /s

s\ ?

They would kinda go with the Fiestaware we just bought. Festivaware?

Bingo. That’s what I was taught too.

I agree. Often I resort to popping it loose from the clip and swinging it toward me a little bit. Covers up the mirror a bit, but...

Lately I’ve taken to waving and pointing out the yield signs on onramps as a public service.

Yeah, I think at some time someone was told this in a shortened “don’t have your wheel turned when you’re stopped”, didn’t understand why, and just made something up that made sense to them. And then it spread.

Was he also a “sovereign citizen”?

They have them. They’re designing car infotainment UIs.

What do you mean? It’s right there in Oxford.

Wait... So he’s pondering about whether he should arrest the one person not smoking weed? Was that a suspicious thing in this setting?

Pretty much my first thought when I heard that idiotic idea.

But they would cool much more quickly in a microwave with the electric plug polarity reversed.

So.

And put each piece in a separate trash bag. You never know with these dumpster-diving identity thieves these days!

Obviously you only need to toss each sponge once.

#dunningkruger