I will accept nothing less than an ongoing series of “will it chill” videos.

Which raises the question of how he came to marry a primordial dwarf. I’m sure they have a great and inspiring story.

Hey, at least it was really tan.

If this passes, POC should organize a mass of applications to become police officers. See how long it lasts.

Ah! Okay. At least they’re not some of those Satanist D&D players.

Three? That’s what they want you to think!

When I was a kid, every school year we were handed out forms for death and dismemberment policies from some company I’m sure gave the school system some kind of kickback.

So this is basically Disk Cleanup with preselected categories of files, run on a schedule, and set to delete files matching the preselected criteria without prompting the user.

The snooze might come in handy but I don’t need the rest.

Slavery itself went way further with no such moments among many, even after being almost literally smacked upside the head by people who could see the problem with it.

It would be so nice to live in a world where when a bank pulled shit like Wells Fargo does the executives from the other banks took their CEO and other complicit execs out back and beat them up.

One should always strive to strike a healthy balance between the Dunning-Kruger effect and imposter syndrome.

She’s manifesting density?

The romantic in me wants these to be owned by two different people, and this is the story they’ll tell their kids and grandkids about how they met.

That sounds like an argument against having people vote at all.

Winkler has aged a bit since that photo too. Otherwise, I think he’s a capable enough actor for the role.

I was thinking to myself that bottom button should be unbuttoned, then I scrolled down to reveal the tweet’s text.

If that were the plan he’d be tweeting about it now to give Russia and Syria a heads-up in time.