No (unredacted) mention of Junior’s tweeted confession that he was eagerly receptive to receiving “compromat” on Clinton from the Russians. This definitely ain’t over.

That’s when you turn the WiFi off on your phone.

Question: will the order in any way be identifiable by Domino’s at any level (be it included on the delivery slip, or limited to authorized personnel in corporate IT) as coming from one of these devices? Does their API require some sort of outside developer ID for apps and sites not developed by Domino’s themselves?

Evidently the only solution to keeping guns out of the hands of crazy people that they will accept is to shoot them out of their hands.

Don’t worry. You have the porn parody B(r)e(a)st F(r)iends to look forward to.

I was expecting to see Benji leaving some time between the 7th and 15th.

Step 1: Miss the entire point of traveling.

Rare behind-the-scenes footage of prosthetic make-up tests for Lionel Richie’s turn as Yamashita in Samurai Cop 3: Yamashita’s Revenge, following the tragic mid-production death of Robert Z’Dar.

looking at this list, it seems some beers do have a couple or more grams of protein, and, assuming it’s not a case of someone miss-placing the decimals, a number of beers with Russian-looking names (or maybe Greek?) have tens of grams of protein.

The cup size on that dress isn’t fooling anybody.

A former co-worker used to swear that drinking milk past its date was just fine and dandy. He was out with stomach illnesses more than anyone else in the office.

“Donald Trump will also host a “listening session” with Florida high school students on Wednesday.”

Each unicorn head individually severed by a virgin wielding a chocolate knife.

If there’s anything one particular episode of Friends, a particularly appropriate GIF, from which, I have been frustratingly unable to find, teaches us, it’s that if they have hot chemistry on stage ice, they’re not fucking.

Maybe try this Pandora’s box.

Did Lucky the Leprechaun get mixed up with the mob?

Ulf “Buddha” Ekberg and a trio of siblings: Jonas “Joker” Berggren, Malin “Linn” Berggren, and Jenny Berggren

Some never grow out of that phase, and become libertarians or greens.

I agree and tried to google a pic to back it up, but apparently nobody ever posts pictures of the roof of their mouth if it’s normal and healthy. Yuck.

But does he keep them stacked in the back of his throat?