That name again is Papa Plow!

Until the gates get broken down.

You aren’t planning on getting old?

I would say check the closed-captioning on an official release, but I’ve seen cases where the captioning was clearly wrong.

And even if they’re not stuck don’t run them on ice or frost. My wife is horrible about that and then wonders why her wipers leave streaks.

You can prevent your car from freezing shut by rubbing simple cooking spray along the edge of your doors.

It gets its data from a dating app. By the time you’re over forty you’re probably either in a relationship or not interested. Or using a dating app targeted at over-forties.

Trump’s pre-recorded message: “C-c-catch the wave!”

Well, the teaser poster gives a bit of a clue.

1/360 mortgage payment for a $200,000 house on a 30 year fixed at 4% interest.

Don’t confuse the withholding rate for the tax rate. The former is determined at the time of payment. The latter is determined when you file your tax return at the end of the year. If your withholding for regular wages tracks closely with what your actual taxes will be at the end of the year, you will, if that rate is…

How soon do you think we’ll see a “Dessert Golf”?

...strike the micturating child in the junk.

Yeah, for groceries the trick is to not look at the number of people in line but the amount of stuff. Keeping an eye out for people with checkbooks out can let you account for another factor.

Assuming you’re a consequentialist and not just virtue-signalling with your resolutions.

Or the uncharacteristically low price is making an actually useful item momentarily affordable. It all depends on your situation.

Man, I hope you’re right. But you never know when one member of a sect is going to decide to go beyond the call. I say it’s risky.

I don’t know. I hear he’s an Adventist and actively prays for the end of he world. And he seems like just the type to get it into his head that he’s the instrument of god’s plan.