Well, he is called *the* melancholy Dane, not *a* melancholy Dane.

Or, for the kids too young to get the Captain Planet reference, “...villains from a particularly cheesy episode of Wild Kratts”

There was an attempt. We could try again.

He is awkward to shop for.

Oh like nobody boxes things up that day down here.

Thinking about switching to Ovaltine in my coffee now. Hmmm...

See, the problem here is that you didn’t level the pieces of cake.

Did they put them back up after that kid went on to another school?

Given Scott Baio’s support of Trump, I can’t argue with that.

Well I’m clean.

“I will do whatever it takes to be with Katy Perry,”

IKR - They talk like there’s not a way to get out of it born every minute.

He had the unlimited texting plan.

Honestly, there are too many sites that aren’t light enough on their mobile version, and way too slow to be useful in slow-service areas.

All I could think of while watching that video was how painfully bad a shot the player was.

The old sugar (water) in the gas tank prank.

No, they’ll get someone who’s more evil but in a way they approve of.

Oh please! That was Caspar Weinberger.

Give him some credit for some degree of discretion. That’s just his password.