Far be it from me to fat-shame, but if “Q” turns out to be some 400-pound guy in his mom’s basement this will all be perfect.

Maybe if they slip in some Ultron jokes.

Dwight would start the new series only appearing in cameos, having somehow gotten a Trump White House gig. Short-lived, of course.

If we can successfully encourage exiting Puerto Ricans to move to 3-vote red states this could be an out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-the-fire situation for repubs in that regard.

You look like a young-ish fellow. I suppose it’s possible you haven’t noticed yet that this is the kind of shit that happens in real life.

My mother used to use condensed milk too, but I don’t know what proportion.

Yeah, that turns out to be not so true, even though a lot of people think it is. A manifestation of the just-world hypothesis, I suspect.

Or at least not on this streaming service.

Came to ask.

On which page can we find the mini microwave specially tuned to warm only the rum in a single rum-centered chocolate?

I haven’t flown in about a couple decades. Do tickets have scratch-off numbers now to see if you won a seat?

Is working for an airline so horrible they can’t afford to lose even the most crap human beings working for them lest they be unable to hire a replacement?

I saw it listed and never looked at the synopsis, and knew it would be bad.

Jello pudding or figgy pudding?

So what kind of tree is this concoction engineered to taste like? I will settle for nothing less than a Fraser fir.

Wait. People actually bother with marking gmail messages as read?

I say raise the rates and reduce the exempt amount to maybe a quarter-million, but add an option where the inheritance goes into a trust from which the heirs are paid amounts matching their earned income. With an exemption for (independently-confirmed) disabled heirs. Full-time students would get their tuition and…

Or maybe the military’s experiments on them includes testing their resistance to radiation exposure, and the whole series turns out to be prequels to Godzilla.

The RCP average is at 38.4. I don’t see the poll he cites included at all. Any idea how big it is or its methodology?

They’re really embracing the whole “deplorables” thing. You could see it as soon as Clinton said it.