Well, it's not as if I'm going to tell you about the real villain behind it all, the King of The Dinosaurs. That would just be really dickish of me.

What?! No... No...! That can't be! It- It's impossible! Then... that means... not only is Evil Bob Dave the Hero's brother... he's also his son!!! Game ruined. I'll never be able to finish it, knowing everything that happens! Unless... there's another plot twist I still don't know about!

Dude, your mind is going to be totally blown when you find out the apparent love-interest turns out to be a time-displaced version of Dave's mum when she was younger.

Evil Bob is Dave The Hero's brother?! Spoiler alert man! I just so happen to be playing Dave Quest right now!

Dammit, you can't make a 3D Doritos Taco! It would become too unstable, collapse into itself, and tear a hole in the fabric of space-time!

One can hope...

It's a swerve - they're actually going to debut Sour Cream & Onion Ruffles Locos tacos.

I know its not real tacos. I know its awful for me. I know it kills my insides.

I think I read somewhere where the new flavor is going to be Lime.

It will be a new taco flavored on these chips:

Size of that mustache is insane. Seriously, I'm going to go shave, I can't compete.

Jake the dog and Finn the MAN.

You hate it because it's fun to play with a really neat combat system and has cool and funny characters. That's probably it

Kind of, the top 16 players according to these rankings, http://wcs.battle.net/sc2/en/standin…, get invited to the Global Finals at Blizzcon where they duke it out to determine the world champion. Winning your regional finals and then the overall season finals gives you insane amounts of points.

INnoVation basically had a 95+% win-rate before a recent patch, I don't know what his percentage is at now though... (still super high). Also they are ranked by points, gained by winning games and championships... he's so far ahead of everyone else I don't think anyone could top him until next year.

I guess 'industry luminary' is code for 'mighty emotional and hyperbolic'. A chimeric shadow of suffering and despair? If he writes like that about a dev platform I can't wait to see his Yelp restaurant reviews!

That says more about your friends on Facebook, than Facebook itself.

Hrm, I just check FB to see some pictures of friends antics and some jokes. I guess this guy has another perspective.

That sounds more like an essay prompt than a survey question.