That was surprisingly unfunny. They had the entire world of videogames at their fingertips, and the only decent joke was Pong: No Improvements Edition.

Marvel vs. Seinfeld would have been funny if not for the horrendous Seinfeld impersonation. I did not care for Pete's presentation or persona at all.

Buzz Lightyear is the greatest character actor in the Pixar universe. Of course he knows he's a toy, but he takes his role as a Space Ranger 100% seriously, and so pretends to not realize that he's a toy even as he fulfills his duties according to the unwritten rules of toydom.

100% factual.

I didn't even make it to the second episode of Alphas. Maybe it got better, but I thought the characters were flat and the story was uninteresting.

That cheap medal you got for completing the half marathon two years ago, the eiffel tower shot glass someone brought you from Paris, that copy of your college graduation announcement that you've saved. You don't need any of these things. Because guess what? Without them you'll still remember what it felt like to train…

1Row=WorseType

ItWorksGreatIfYouGetRidOfTheRowOfKeysAtopItToo

Here's what would have happened if the Great Eagles had been used to destroy the One Ring. It could have made for an interesting story, too, I suppose, but it doesn't inevitably lead to the exact conclusion of the Fellowship's journey.

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I don't disagree with any of your points about Luna, but I see more chemistry between Harry and Ginny than you do. It's been a while since I've read the books, too (shame on both of us, we ought to go start re-reading them this evening), but I remember thinking that they were perfect for each other.

In the apocalypse: cold, alone, and hungry. Your partner can solve any two.

Just out of curiosity: are you basing this opinion primarily on the movies or on the books?

Bulbasaur!

The fact that something is called juvenile by internet commenters doesn't mean that it's not "thematically rich" or "culturally important", and the notion that it does is ludicrously outdated.

Not really sure you come out looking any better in that post.

What you did there.

I see it.

I did not know that until now.

RAGE

If this works, I will be eternally grateful.

Not to be obnoxious, but what are your other choices? Earlier, you said you had about a dozen choices to your house, but you only listed three here. I can find about a dozen ISPs in my area, but only three actually seem to offer service to my street address.

Sounds fair, and in return, I think we'd all like to ask you to stop posting the following:

Absolutely anything.