It does if you go all in while talking to the cop and just go ahead and crap yourself..

If someone sees you pooping, you were the one who was caught off guard in a private moment.

Be sure to lock eyes with the cop when you do it, it asserts dominance.

I got out of a u-turn ticket as I had to pee

~ the “Ted Nugent”

“Also note - saying you have to poop doesn’t work.”

The only thing that has ever gotten me out of a ticket is to reply, “stupidity” when an officer asked why I was driving so fast. The cop said, “what?” and I doubled down that the only reason for my speed was me being dumb. The cop laughed and laughed and then gave me a warning. Also note - saying you have to poop…

Both Biden’s fault. Imagine a world without these problems...oh, wait that’s easy:

Wasn’t there an article a few weeks ago about some owners finding it difficult/impossible to latch the middle latch on the soft tops?

Erin’s sole purpose seems to be any excuse to make a political point, relevance be damned.

100%
I wish I could give a heart instead of a star. Fortunately, public sector employee union support is waning as most of them have overplayed their hand during the pandemic.

My mom always told me about Reagan firing the air traffic controllers as a foundational act of destruction against the fabric of American society.

1st: More #OrangeManBad. I’m sure Jalopnik will find a way to blame Trump for the slow pace at which GM will be making ventilators.

Wow, you are so tolerant of people with other view points.

Any possibility of the writers on this site hiding their liberal views just a tad? Not all of us are lefty whakos and I’d rather just enjoy some entertainment with out the ever pervasive injection of liberal bias into 85% of this sites articles. YOU CAN WRITE A PIECE AND LEAVE YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS OUT OF IT!

First gear: Stick to cars. Stick to cars. Stick to cars. Stick to cars. Stick to cars. There are PLENTY of places to get the same critical, politicized perspective. Stick to cars. And also, stick to cars.

Seconded. I mean, this is Jalop so the anti-capitalism drum needs to be beaten whenever there is a chance, but sometimes doing so in a blind union rage without considering any other angles makes you look silly.

Yes, this quote is pathetic if you assume that this man’s one and only feeling about COVID-19 is that he…

This is Jalopnik.

I feel this way about about welfare programs. Those that are just mooching off the system are giving the people that really need the assistance a bad name and wasting our tax dollars. They do a disservice to what the programs were meant to be.

Nah, Sorry.