This is why constant “flexing” all your money and gear on IG is stupid.

I don’t find it sad, because I doubt that’s a geniune, evidenced based assessment of herself. It seem like an excuse, or pity ploy, to try to keep her (extremely misguided) following and to not have to work and keep doing this stupid influencer shit.

Servers are intentionally paid less because they’re supposed to make up the difference in tips.

And yet you are participating in it in the least constructive, most obnoxious way possible.

Of course US tipping culture sucks, but it’s what’s in place right now, and not participating in it isn’t an interesting intellectual exercise or protest, it just makes you look like a prick.

I wish I could file that under reasons US tipping culture should be eliminated, but you have provided no reasons other than you are a cheapass. I don’t like this idea that EVERYONE should pay a 20% tip knowing families struggle to have experiences outside the home, but you just sound like a really mean hole. It may…

Morality and legality are two separate things. Are you really an adult in 2019 and don’t understand this? Apologies if you’re actually 14.

But we currently inhabit the world where servers and other folks are not paid a decent wage, so...tip.

Something, something... the circle of life!

As a whole our state (and all states, but especially Florida) needs a lot more education on why these things are happening and why they need to happen. And also, why releasing your wild animal is not a humane way to get rid of it when you’re done enjoying it. (I have also unfortunately known people who outright…

Honestly I’m impressed at the ingenuity of attaching transmitters to the males in order to find the females. That’s pretty clever.

It’s absolutely discrimination. A crime was committed against her and she is being punished for it.

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

“Ohh, whoopsie!  I threatened my slave with deportation in order to continue enslaving her!”  I hope they give her the full 20. 

This story gives me heartburn. Quick. I need some...

“I’m very sorry for my poor decision-making”

Lol no. You can't just call something satire when its convenient.

If the vast majority of your intended audience doesn’t “get” it, then it’s not “genius” - it’s a failed attempt at satire. People think satirical writing is easy because they confuse snark and meanness with satire, but it’s actually an extremely difficult style to write. Snark and faux meanness are not and will never…

If shitty, un-funny, body-shaming is “genius”-level work, then I guess so. She certainly takes a long, long time to get to the “punchline.”

I miss the old Jezebel. You know, the one without shitty judgey articles like this and ridiculously inappropriate dirt bag “jokes”. Can you work on bringing old Jezebel back? Please and thank you!