You kind of have to admire her ambition*. Get forced out of your company? Why not run for senator! Disastrous senate race? Why not run for president!

You get it, Tabby.

The reason that people like Fiorina and Carson run for President is because the GOP has turned their primary process into a crowdfunding / PR scam.

Where else can a useless, incompetent person remain relevant besides politics?

She doesn’t actually expect to get elected president. Her sales pitch is “hire me to be Veep on your ticket and I will steal the Vagina Vote from Clinton.” Sort of like how Rudy Giuliani runs every election: hoping to get someone’s Veep slot in exchange for delivering the Nine-Eleven / Old People in Florida vote.

Perhaps because their advisors are telling them about the lucrative book deals and speech circuits that come from being a crazy Republican also-ran. That’s why Huckabee’s doing it at least.

Her website matches her outfit.

The Republican former-businessperson line when running for office is usually that people should vote for them because they’re “job creators” (ex. Mitt Romney.) That, uhhhh... doesn’t really fly when the first thing people learn about you is how many people you’ve laid off.

The GOP just needs a woman to yell at Hillary Clinton for optics.

I find it hilarious/nuts that so many people on the right (1) are into the fact that their preferred candidate avers that Jesus himself sent a personal message encouraging a run and (2) mock Obama as self absorbed and call him “The Chosen One”

Why Jeezus himself!

Yesterday I read an article (and the comments) from the chicks on the right. One of the commentors suggested that women who are voting for Hilary because she is a woman should vote for Carly because she has a vagina. The Open letter suggested that we shouldn’t vote for Hilz because she was cheated and humiliated by…

What the fuck is her sales pitch for why she should be President? She’s only known for one thing, and that thing is managing to climb the corporate ladder right up to the level where she failed miserably in a way that negatively impacted the lives of hundreds of thousands of people.*

Free article idea: find a human being excited about the prospect of Carly Fiorina being president.

“It tastes like if a raccoon ejaculated vinegar into a dead log.”

Or maybe they’re just giving people what they want. Personally, I don’t have any problem with GMOs. I DO have a problem with Monsanto. I’m happy there’s more options for getting lunch and not having to give my money to Monsanto for said lunch. Similar to how I don’t have a problem with chicken sandwiches but I refuse…

"Mexican food is full of big bold flavors"

I'm sorry. I'm a fan of this little thing called flavor.

I work at a Whole Foods currently in the produce department. The guac ONE HUNDRED PERCENT depends on who is making it. The ingredients are always the same but there is no set ratio really. It’s pretty much at the discretion of whoever’s job it is to make guac that day.