“Just rolled out of bed and still get hit on all the time, so annoying.”

Jesus, build a fence between me and Prudence Nofun here.

I’m 5 years older than you, and so no not everyone older than 20 would have run across the information. Apparently I didn’t consume the kind of media you did when this story would have been airing in the 90s.

So burning this place down is an option?

My day will not get better than “come see our glory hole and eat my wings.”

Hey man, we are just trying to sell some goddamn chicken wings.

“it’s not used for anything besides Halloween decor and general storage” I...don’t think that’s true. He seemed to contradict that anyway, saying people go in there whenever, as far as my cocaine-to-English translator can figure.

He sounds like the kind of guy who pisses into empties in his own living room.

And not the blissful Stimpy level joy, either.

“The hole in the stall of the men’s room? Honey, that’s a glory hole. Hell no I’m not gonna fill it in. The gay guys love it, getting their dick sucked by a stranger. It’s been there forever. You know we do family halloween every year, right? The kids love it. We use that hole for scary puppets to pop out of it and…

Whatever side of the mirror is brighter, that is the side that sees it as a mirror. So they just have to make the bathroom slightly dark and put a somewhat creepy light inside the closet (as someone else suggested, on a timer). Then the person in the stall would see the creepy witch head in the closet when the light…

I wanna know how show me her clitoris and barbecued chicken wings got in the same sentence.

When asked to comment on how girl get pragnant, Mr. Mirror Balls was quoted as saying, “Duh, with chicken wangs on Hollowpeen!”

Guess what's in the blue cheese sauce?

What is interweb? How is babby formed?

The mirror is apparently between the bathroom stall and the closet. So I guess on Halloween the witch-head is visible to whoever is in that stall as a prank? He sees that as a justification for having a secret observation port looking into the women’s restroom the rest of the year? I dunno.

Am I the only one who expected him to add “and 9/11 changed everything.” after he mentioned the mirror was installed in 2001? I mean its not any crazier than what he actually said.

“Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?”

One girl said she wanted to pull her pants down and show her clitoris to me, and they all came and ate the wings.