I NEED him and uncle Joe to host something after they retire from office. This would give me so much joy. Someone make it happen.

Hahaha! I can see Fox News doing that!

Holy crap! That is so true about Bill!

Hillary is exactly like Khaleesi! She’s blonde, I can’t stand her, and she’s a better leader than all the viable alternatives.

Obama doesn’t give a buck at this point, ergo the ‘bucket list’ (which was my favourite schtick of the night).

“Did Obama just admit that an Islamic Callisee is heading towards the West? Tune in to FOX tonight to find out!”

people in his field absolutely struggle with dyslexia, and that they also struggle with ADD, dyscalculia and autism.

Then again, he’d done wonderfully at keeping a straight face when dealing with Congress.

Then the pan to the audience; half are laughing like maniacs, the other half is “What? What kind of name is Callisee? Is that Jewish? It’s the end of days!”

I’m just impressed he didn’t break when Key was doing his bit, because I would have been totally unable to keep a straight face.

Obama was FUNNY! But what made me laugh even harder were the pinched, humorless faces of all the old white guys in the audience. Poor babies.

“Khaleesi is coming to Westeros!” Was the best damn part.

“Khaleesi is coming to Westeros!” Was the best damn part.

I love that half the damned audience had no farging clue who Luther was/what was happening/why they were such chumps.

Anal sex doesn’t give you a “loose butthole”. Penises, although magical in their own way, don’t have that kind of power, sorry.

Posted the same in the greys. It was a textbook example for how to properly apologize and non-apologize to the same offense.

This was totally a tale of two apologies: 1) Evans apologized for being offensive while 2) Renner apologized that you were offended by something that wasn’t meant to be offensive, why are you so sensitive, can’t you see that we were just joking around, jesus.

Nice! This is similar to a story I had with a terrible Irish bar in Florida.

We have both kinds, country and western.

Reminds me of hick dive bar I went to little after turning 21. I’d had many years of drinking experience, but none with cocktails (as high school kids don’t really bother to mix their booze in with things). So the bartender asks me what I want and I see there’s a full bar, so I ask for a cocktail and told him I’d have…