I feel like so many people only read the Cliff’s Notes.

Oh, yeah, that’s not what keeping me outta the rapture, just how I like to party.

Ironically, none of the things at your party are sins. I’m having an idolatry, blasphemy, and adultery party on the sabbath.

It’s cute how you believe whatever the police tell you.

She can hang out with me at my post-rapture sodomy, drugs and abortion party if she gets lonely. Dresscode will be strictly enforced though

Don’t worry Michele, you’re not going anywhere. The only people getting raptured are a couple nuns, some people in Habitat for Humanity, and of course NPH. You’re good. Er, bad. You’ll still be here with all us dirty sinners, is what I’m saying.

I’m going to use this. ‘Hey Squiggles! You left important data out of that report I asked for!’ ‘Sorry Mr. Important boss, it’s cause of the Rapture’

Oh, honey, no, they can’t read.

Do these people even read the Bible?

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Love how her only explanation for her own incompetence is literally that the world is ending. Like, Michelle, honey, that’s not the reason you can’t keep up with your briefings.

That there isn’t enough evidence to bring any charges doesn’t mean the killing was “just.” The “hands up don’t shoot” narrative was incorrect, sure, but whether Brown was actually ‘charging’ Wilson, as he claimed, remains very unclear and even witness accounts that are supported by the physical evidence conflict on…

I get what you’re saying, but I still think that trying to stir the pot by desecrating a memorial to a young black man killed by the police is racist, even if you didn’t do it out of a hatred for black people. Racism by severe lack of self-awareness, I suppose.

I'm just curious, what did they gain in doing this? Proving that racist assholes bring a whole new level of immaturity to the table?

Unfortunately, for the trendsetters, it can’t be about the results. It’s about the action. You did everything you could do to make the Peace Corp, and the government of Burkina Faso look at your case. It was miserable because it was first.

It will be a little easier for the second, who will make it easier for the…

These goal celebrations are getting out of hand

Well, the government should be small enough to fit inside a uterus, didn't you know?

This! “Well, I think the government should be as small as possible, except for when it comes to telling women what they can and can’t do with their own bodies.” GTFO.

lol it’s like a fucking monty python skit

How get girl pragnent?