Uh I hit three at once, like a few weekends ago. Sooooooo.

Yeah, considering that's his fucking attitude, can he really be surprised she wasn't more forthcoming with that tidbit of information?

I heard the cat was sitting right there with them when she asked him to go to a movie and she didn't even think to invite the cat.

Oh please, I hit 3 before I was 20.

ok #3 is understandable though.

I tried to watch it and started crying and my dog NOPE'd for me and literally jumped into my lap and started squeaking his toy right in my face.

damn. i thought you meant in a snarky sense, and i seem to be the only one. everyone else is apparently crying.

Hands up: who skipped the video and went right to the comments?

Seriously? You're saying Eating Pants doesn't know how it feels to be you, but the same can be said for the reverse. I have been many sizes through my life, ranging from very thin to very heavy. I received the most unsolicited negative comments about my body when I was at my skinniest. Throughout the day MULTIPLE…

I'm a teacher, so whenever my student's talk about bodies or appearance, I always tell them "There's more than 7 billion people on this planet, which means there's more than 7 billion ways to be beautiful and awesome".

Yeah I'm overweight but have no ass. I can't win for losing with these people.

Her most recent song is like a "nooooooo I'm in the FRIENDZONE" anthem spoken from the position of a girl basically trying to make a relationship work that the other party has no interest in. Switch the gender of the singer and it would be SO FUCKING CREEPY.

That is certainly one aspect of it. The other would be that "Haha, just playin'..." isn't really a valid defense for "I'm bringin' booty back, go 'head and tell them skinny bitches that..." and referring to "stick figures" is exactly the opposite of what body positivity is supposed to be about. It reinforces the old,…

Granted, as a skinny woman, I probably don't get an opinion on this, but I really can't get behind the "All About That Bass" love. Ultimately, the message seems to be that multiple body types are fine…as long as they get a man's approval.

"Homer, when I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death you told me no!"

I like this because "aloha" means both hello and goodbye so it's completely ambiguous which one you're supporting.

what if she's planning a return prank to leave him at the altar

I hope she makes a cute prank out of it. "Wanna go get ice cream? Just kidding, I'm actually taking you to YOUR DEMISE. Punk'd!"

You can definitely turn it political. "Why are they having this telethon for animals? It's wrong to spend money on animals when there are people in the world who need help!" (oh, thank you Mr. Humanitarian. Do you spend a significant amount of time or money helping humanity? Oh? You don't? Well then, kindly shut the…

She should get Kirsten Wiig to reprise her Flight of the Conchords role of Brahbrah, so Bret and Jemaine will sing about the epileptic dogs.