"I'm still picking the glitter out of my hair."

You mean like those of us who keep our guns unloaded, locked in a safe, and wouldn't dream of letting our children near them? I'm so excited to be an emerald sphinctered mermaid!

It's certainly not the hair of any self-respecting homosexual I've ever known.

The Critic was one of the most under rated cartoons in the history of television.

Haha, I edited that because I didn't want to spend the evening defending it ... and now you look a little cray.

Love it.

I dunno. Natalie Portman is pretty damn talented. Those movies were so poorly written, I can't even imagine how she got through it with a straight face. Even great actors can't always save bad writing. 'Hold me like you did by the lake on naboo"??? URGH.

Something like 8% of kids do it. No big deal.

Some asshole once tried to tell me that he couldn't move his gym bag off the seat next to him, on a packed-to-the-gills rush-hour train, because he was "saving the seat." I was so surprised that he actually thought that would work that I repeated, "You're SAVING the seat?" a little louder than I realized, and when…

That's a fair point that the second message is being sent by the fashion industry. But the internet and porn aren't the messengers of society, either. They're the messengers of men who want to jerk off - and as a woman who would really like to see some visual erotic material that's catered to my tastes for a change, I…

It does get better! The first few times I tried watching it I would sit through 10 minutes of the first ep and give up. It does take a while for the characters to find their footing but once they do it's amazing.

Do me, Adam Scott.

My daughter has decided not to have children. I'm completely down with that. It's her life, not mine. And she has a dog that she loves more than life. I call him my grandpuppy.

I just lost my 14 year old dog Saturday. I've chosen not to have children. And the grief I felt and still feel is deep and profound. Many of my friends and family have said I was a good dog mom. For the past year I was up twice a night with my friend and fur child. Until it became too much for both of us. You can…

I'm sorry you're insulted by that, but some people feel that way about their pets. Some people feel that way about porcelain doll collections too. Calling yourself a parent to your pets doesn't hurt anyone. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to cuddle my baby while he purrs and molts all over me.

Let me let you in on a secret: no sane person who talks about "parenting" a dog thinks it's the same as parenting a human child. Usually we're just trying to find common ground with other people who are also 100% responsible for taking care of a living creature that they love unconditionally. Apparently that attempt…

Oh, good grief. She means she loves and nurtures her dog (among others). Dont be so self righteous.

To whom? The dogs? IDGAF about mommyism and no baby's first steps/self-feeding/kindergarten play group don't make the person who gestated it for nine months royalty, or Nobel Prize winners. If only people took their responsibilities to animals seriously, things would be a lot less messed up.

Popular opinion: she's not the best writer in the world, but she's a fantastic storyteller. (And, like other people said, a great worldbuilder.)

No love from the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for my favorite show: reruns of Law & Order on TBS.

i really like derek. i bawl every time.