Haha, same here. I always root for the breeds that have a bad rep like pitbull breeds, rotties, dobies and German Shepherds. They are all so loving if people would just give them a chance.

I've been kicked in the shin and in the pussy. Trust me, the pussy shot hurt more.

The first time?

That really backfired on Grace. Elizabeth came out looking classy as fuck while Grace came off like a petty, spiteful bully. The way she completely ignored Elizabeth's presence after Grace didn't get what she wanted really made my blood boil.

I remember that, it was really disgusting. Here's a link for anyone who hasn't seen it. Try not to punch a hole in your wall.

That knocking sound always made my heart race.

I'm 30 and I still call my mother 'Mami'. We speak in Spanish and I could also call her 'Ma' or 'Madre'. I only ever heard my sister call my mom 'Ma' when she was frustrated with her and 'Madre' sounds too formal. 'Mami' has positive association for me, so I will always call my mother that and I don't care who gets…

Nostalgia.

Man, I fucking love Disney World. If I ever get married, I want my honeymoon to be there. Parents, I promise that I don't want to touch your kids in an inappropriate manner (or at all, really), I just really love the rides and fun energy in the air.

This is why I want to punch people in the throat when I'm told that being a parent makes you a better person. Way to completely dismiss children that were abused and neglected by their own parents, jeez.

Of course she buried that lede. It wouldn't do to be realistic and say some parents hoist off work on their childless co-workers; That would give the impression that parents aren't martyrs and we can't have that!

I usually cut my lunch and breaks early by a few minutes to get back to work faster. My job is dependent on quotas so I don't have time to dick around at work either. This does not prevent the parents who work with me from leaving for breaks/lunch 10 minutes early and coming back 10 minutes late. I have literally…

I have a Pavlovian effect every time I see Tracy Moore's name on an article. My blood pressure rises, my anus clenches and I get the sudden urge to punch a baby in the face. Then I remind myself I don't have kids and, therefore, don't need to constantly come up with reasons why having kids is awesome while secretly…

Wow, what a surprise that Santicmommy Tracy Moore wrote this article. Truly, I am shocked to my core.

Yeah, this was some bullshit. Strip searches aren't dehumanizing, degrading and a major private violation for men? Women shouldn't be frisked because of possible previous victimization as if men aren't sexually abused, assaulted and raped? Both genders need to deal with these problems, the solution is to give the…

And, what's your point? That since I'm no longer a kid, it's not a big deal if I can't spend time with my mom on holidays? I'm so fucking glad I work at a place that doesn't put up with this bullshit. Parents are scheduled for holidays and if they don't like it, too fucking bad. They can come in for their shift or…

Girl, I'm right there with you. The special treatment shown to parents is fucking gross. The holidays being given off to parents first fucking enrages me. A parent of a 5 year old has way more holidays with their kid left than I do with my 70 year old mother. Fuck that bull shit and fuck the parents who take…

BUT THE CHILDREN! THEY MIGHT BE AUTISTIC! /s

Or maybe she's going on the news so someone that knows that shitty mother calls in and that bitch can get arrested. God, I hope she gets arrested.

Before I worked at a pet store, I didn't think it was possible to hate bad parents and their shitty kids even more. That being said, I did have the good fortune to observe some great parenting, like the parents who tell their kids "No, you do NOT run up to a dog! You ask the owner politely if you can pet it, but if…