Did you also notice how many people had to call an employee over to help them with that shit?

So every single woman has to make the 'right' choice in everything or she'll be criticized for making the wrong one, which is something that is apparently iron-clad with no wiggle room for gray areas? Did it ever occur to you that her attachment to a famous name will give more publicity to her cases and she realized…

Two.

How do you even know that, though? Do you know her? Has she said publicly that she's changing her name because her identity now belongs to her husband? It's her name, her life, her choice. She can do it for any reason she wants, as long as the choice is hers.

She's obviously intelligent and capable of making up her own mind. I'm sure she thought it through and decided it's what she really wanted.

That's really gross. I found her music fun, but I'm finding it a lot less so now. Lily Allen, you are not an immature teenager, so please stop acting like one.

@jeremypiven How is it possible that you can't spell Halloween?

I really want to know what the ominous tweet was.

I have so many thoughts about this episode.

Kindly take your false assumptions and shove them up your ass. I don't go out to eat because I dislike people in general. I get take out if I want restaurant food. I get to eat in my quiet apartment without worrying some kid is going to pop up next to me demanding attention. Sorry not sorry that you are completely…

Lol, fuck off. "Precious snowflakes" is the most polite way to talk about kids if you hate being around them. Jones could have called them crotch goblins, crotch droppings, semen demons, spawn, etc. People who dislike kids give exactly zero fucks about "winning parents over".

There was no anger in neuroradical2's posts. I think the anger you're talking about were in Dr. Evil Yoga Nerd MD's replies to him/her because WOW, what a bitch.

And I should give a shit, why? If they have talent, but are too thin-skinned to listen to criticism than a musical career is probably not for them.

Yeah, because I'm sure the neighbor boy reads Jezebel.

OK, so you don't do anything. You just use them as a prop to make yourself seem superior for not giving a shit that an animal was treated cruelly.

For real?! I always thought the forest was so thick with radiation that no human could step in there safely. OK, let's drop these fuckers off in the middle of the Siberian wilderness instead.

Why ruin a beautiful island view? I think the forest in Chernoybl would make a lovely home for these sub-human assholes.

So what do you do to help the starving people of Africa? I mean, aside from bringing them up to make yourself look like a better person because you remember they exist.

No, fuck that. Mental illness is not an excuse to hurt any living thing. I've had depression and anxiety since I was a small child. When I read the symptoms of an anxiety disorder, I was *shocked* because I had felt that way since my earliest memory and honestly believed it was normal because it was all I knew. …

Because prudes.