u mad, bro?

God Bless Judy Blume. Patron Saint of Covert Sex Education.

Squirrel babies are the cutest. Had one climb up on my shoulder once. It was so cute and I wanted to keep it, but knew that was ridiculous and unfair to the squirrel. I put him back on the porch and the next time I saw him, he ran away from people. Which I'm glad he did because of assholes like these.

You're right, I should have written that better. Too late for an edit, but I'll keep it in mind for the future. Thanks.

Seeing as how there are Muslim women all over the world who wear hijabs or burqas in countries where they're not forced to, I'm going to venture a guess that many of them are rational and free to make their own choices.

As a lady who wears only pants, I know what you mean.

You can tell I'm not a business owner because I think the idea of trolling that lady would be hilarious.

I'm gonna smh right there with you.

I'm probably gonna get chewed out for this, but I'm going in anyway.

Responding to a review isn't always about soothing the complaining party. Sometimes it's used to add in important omissions, like the ones mentioned by Ibrakeforbakesales. If I were a potential client and saw the complaint about the noise, I would think "Ugh, I need my quiet." However, if I saw an employee explain…

True, this might have been so much worse than bad diaper rash.

You know why now though, right?

Yes, because hating on someone for liking their meat to taste like shit and hating someone based on gender/race/sexual orientation is totally the same thing.

Honestly, him eating his steak that way is way worse for him than it is for us to hear about it. I guarantee the chef is giving him the WORST cut of meat. As he should, because the taste is ruined when beef is well done anyway.

What in the fuck? Please tell me that customer was arrested for assault.

If Facebook being down constitutes an emergency for you, you have a pretty good life.

From a comment above:

There's an enormous gap between lackadaisical parenting and so controlling you won't allow your child to decide their own future.

That's not what I was talking about. This was a real life account.

I got shit on as well, but I take comfort knowing way more people agree with my view. Thank goodness for the dismiss button, because some of those comments included personal attacks and I won't abide by that shit.