Thanks for the laugh.

OH THOSE POOR RAPISTS :(

They really should serve weed instead of booze at zoo events like this. Instead of being a drunken dumb ass that apparently can't sense danger anymore, people will sit around staring at the animals in awe, having deep conversations about how our ability to walk upright and talk doesn't give us the right to keep wild…

Thanks humanity! We're doing a bang up job!

I really wish women would just rise up and say "You know what? Body hair is natural and men need to get the fuck over it." Then we all trash our razor blades and have festivals every years where we burn wax strips and dye our leg hair.

My high school history teacher also taught us the Vietnam War was genocide and that was 14 years ago. A very annoying ROTC kid kept insisting we did not lose the war, we "lost our objective".

What's a shroom dump? I tried googling, but turned up no results except a forum.

Honestly, Bieber seems like the kind of douche bag that says shit like "Who's your daddy?" during sex.

My sister bought my niece a turtle (yellow bellied slider) in Panama City. That poor turtle lived in a critter keeper with no lights, heating or even a basking area. They kept her in the bathroom as well and thought the bathroom light would be sufficient. She lived like that for a whole fucking year. Then one day,…

It's better in their mind because they delude themselves into thinking a nice family will adopt the baby and baby will live happily ever after. Except, you know, foster children are shuffled from place to place, sometimes being abused and neglected. It's not the fucking fairy tale those morons think it is.

What about a baby makes a penis or a vulva dirty or sexual?

I had a Baby Alive. You didn't miss much tbh.

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Did McDonald's send secret shoppers to your store too? For a company that insists it doesn't hold responsibility for franchises, they sure love watching us all the time.

NO! STOP! Stop posting dirty photos of sweet Harry Potter >_<

Is it spicy?

He's a soldier so he can't just take a shift off work without jumping through hoops. If he's not in danger of dying or collapsing, he has to go to work.

Requiem for a Dream. If you want to watch it, I HIGHLY suggest you queue up cute animal videos for immediately after.

One person killing themselves will have very little impact on the environment and quality of life for all other living beings. If I die, humans are not going to all of a sudden stop being dicks to each other and everything else on the planet.

If I was a praying person, pretty sure I would be praying for something that magically wipes out the human race but leaves the animals untouched.