Goddamn, I am usually so good at reading sarcasm. Never thought this gif would be used on me. :(

Driving drunk is not exactly what I would call a harmless night, regardless of who is in the car.

Oh my god, kratom. I think I must have swallowed the equivalent of a whole TP roll when I was doing kratom. I kept waiting for it to be super awesome and it just made me sleepy. :(

You sound like you'd be a blast at parties.

THOSE CUNNING BITCHES!!

That creepy doll laugh scared the shit out of my cat.

I find it kind of hilarious (in an I want to cry kind of way) that some of these women are doing the EXACT SAME thing that some men do to them regarding street harassment.

Uh, or you could teach your sons that assaulting or raping someone is never okay. They can respect other women and not just the ones they're related to.

The second spreadsheet was made by a woman.

I heard those lyrics loud and clear the first time I heard that song. Thank goodness it isn't played often anymore. Anger and driving is not a good combination.

You have made me laugh so damn hard over the past two nights.

Haha, I know. I love my vagina, I was just curious if anyone else looked to see if there was a match.

The only way an uncut penis would be gross is if the guy doesn't wash his foreskin.

So did anyone else study the vaginas to see if it matched their own? I found a few that looked like me.

This is amazing.

Was it ever found out how he was injured?

This needs to be made immediately.

I guess that's good to know. Unfortunately, white people are not the only ones that have racial prejudice against black people. Other POCs aren't automatically going to side with the victim.

The last time I listened to popular opinion regarding books, I read the Da Vinci code.

I've never understood people who are only nice because God said so. How about being nice because it's right and to make the world a little better, one person at a time? If the only thing keeping you from being bad is God, then you are already a bad person and only being nice because you're afraid of a bigger,…