DarkSwann
DarkSwann
DarkSwann

I wish my cat was social. When I adopted her I was told she’d had three litters while living outside, and still had the youngest litter and a couple of older kittens with her when they took her in. So when a friend asked if I could mind her kitten for a few days I thought there would be no problem, my cat likes

The fit of the ceremony dress confused me. A custom made Givenchy that looked like she’d picked it off the rack... I know you can’t go skintight in that fabric, but it was unnecessarily loose around her arms and torso. There was speculation that she wanted to hide a pregnancy, but the second dress disproved that.

You forgot the black female Chaplain who also gave a reading. I think the announcer said she is the Queen’s Chaplain?

For fun I started planning what I would wear to the wedding as a guest, then almost brought myself to the point of hives trying to work out what I could wear that would a) not be boring but b) not turn me into a temporary international laughing stock. It’s hard. I’m glad I’m not going...

It does not sound good. Would Big Edie manage to be flippant about her brother abusing her child? I actually wouldn’t be surprised... And victim blaming was very much the order of the day back then anyway. That may shed some light on why she chose to live in a rotting mansion with her stubborn mother when she had so

She’s not risking the British media making itself frothy about an adult bridesmaids’ bottom. Very wise.

I wonder if Americans who struggle with our food are trying to replicate their American diets? When it comes to burgers, we’re mediocre. Mexican food in the UK is usually diabolical. But I’m sure we have the best Indian and Chinese restaurants outside of India and China...

In what way did she do herself no favours? Because I really can’t see what she said to inspire the obnoxious tone of this article.

Feminist site Jezebel is angry with Emilia Clarke because she was paid fairly, is that what’s going on here?

That’s what I read too. And that the white dress didn’t signify virginity at all, it just signified that you could afford to spend money on an impractically coloured dress you would never wear again.

I still remember her announcing the baby’s name on Graham Norton (18 years ago I guess). Mingus sounds close to “minger” which is a slang word in the UK meaning ugly. The entire audience roared with laughter, and she looked so pissed off...

It has to be a hell of a power buzz to know that an entire country including monarch is speculating on your arrival (or not).

They didn’t slip past the DM. This is how British tabloids get at least 25% of their daily content. The hypocrisy in their reporting of this story is outstanding. In fact the pics are so amateur and obvious I do wonder if they set him up to try and embarrass Meghan one more time before Saturday? The venom she’s been

It’s not that he doesn’t like it. It’s the fact that he feels he deserves something that someone who is different to him doesn’t deserve, because of that difference. Men are “kings” who get serviced. Women or “queens” who are being financially taken care of (and by the way he included taking care of his own child in

I just assume that if everyone stinks no-one stinks, you know? The way we live now, if you get a stinky person among you, everyone knows it. But back when keeping clean wasn’t easy they’d have tolerated it. If not downright loved it. They are many recorded historical examples of men writing their wives/mistresses

You don’t eat pussy, you render yourself totally unfuckable. If you want to take that as respect, fine...

You trolled too far with that comment...

We don’t sound the “t” in ballet

Check out “Meghan’s Mirror” blog, they list everything she wears

I’d like to see more conflict. Even the central conflict between the two main characters seemed to get resolved absurdly quickly. The Asian character who was upset about audience reaction to her character, the British girl who was jealous of other wrestlers being around her guy, the one who seemed like she was going