Or Marklemore?

I don’t think Harry has ever invited a girlfriends’ mother to an official event before. But Doria was there next to them at the closing ceremony of Invictus dancing along to Springsteen!

They are so ANGRY that “good old ‘Arry, proper lad” may be marrying a mixed race woman. He’s supposed to marry a blousy blonde girl (the younger the better for his lechy followers) and then cheat on her with other blonde girls, who will sell their stories complete with lingerie shoots so readers can masturbate over…

Oh, and j-sea who sagely points out that during their walk to the seating Harry briefly touches his nose. According to “nose body language” this denotes negativity. Therefore Harry must be deeply unhappy. Happy people never touch their noses. They don’t even know they’re there.

Felix2011a is a good start. Busily proclaiming that Meghan just grabbed his hand without permission AND THAT IS TRUE because in one photo Harry’s hand is straight and only hers is curved.

It would be “unseemly” for a member of the royal family to blatantly care about their appearance. And similarly they won’t be allowed to do a Jason Statham either because it’s not a respectable style, so they just have to look middle aged before their time...

Ah, ok. My skin is dry as a bone so I guess I’d better sit this one out...

My ex and I had a contraception failure the first time we had sex, about a month into our relationship. Friends went from “You’re such an old woman waiting so long!” to “What do you think you’re doing getting pregnant so soon?!” Well, sex results in pregnancy sometimes even when you’re trying to prevent it, the sperm…

Buying the San Junipero soundtrack might be a good consolation prize? It’s worth it just for the cover design.

Well I’m not going to reproduce it here! Russell Brand put a very unflattering photo of KP (that had clearly been taken without her consent) on twitter, and took it down shortly after. It looked very much like “Look what I have to wake up to.”

He humiliated her by posting that photo people reproduce whenever they want to point out how “ugly” she is. The one where she’s clearly bleary eyed from sleep, no makeup, and looking upset. I think he can be a spiteful petty person when he thinks he’s not getting the attention he deserves.

I read a biography on Harrison that suggested Clapton came to him and confessed he was in love with Patti Boyd, then the two men talked out who she should be with, and presented Boyd with the knowledge that she was now with Eric. I’d rather she cheated than just got passed along, at least that would be an active…

Didn’t Kim get similar shit for calling one of Scott Disick’s lady friends a “ho” recently?

Oh my God... If you don’t want to buy a dress for your little boy - don’t. Why would it be confusing?

I think her real first name is Rachel? Still doesn’t really fit though...

But apparently a producer did see something that didn’t look right? I don’t know...

Yep, I walked past Eminem in a hotel lobby years ago and he could only have been around 5'7" at most.

She looks like a soccer mom who regrets getting the chop and so is overcompensating with makeup until it grows back.

I don’t know who the Giudice’s are, but she should ask for a share of his forehead in the divorce.

Just the other day I watched a young Irish woman on YT helpfully inform her subscribers that talc in your underwear a few times a day is a great way to “keep things fresh”. I did point out the possible cancer correlation, but she laughed it off. She seemed to think as long as you don’t actually put it inside yourself,…