I’m pretty sure even Jesus would be banging her, Russ.

A very confused Bengals front office immediately offered him a five-year, $100 million contract.

I think you'd do better to take the "deserve" out of this equation. You don't hit people because they deserve to be hit, you hit them if that's the best way available to get them to stop hitting you. This whole moral certainty that "under no circumstances can any man hit any woman" needs to go away and be replaced…

More coming soon on this, obviously.

That's the ugliest fucking bow tie I've ever seen.

Little Timmy was suspended for 52 weeks. The difference between 5 and 2 is 3.

Kerry, there's a lot of research showing that people with "black-sounding" names can have a harder time finding jobs. Do you think maybe you've had similar difficulty because you have a girl's name?

PS4 version for me. A month's perfectly fine to wait. By then, the Cubs should basically be out of the running for the playoffs, so I can play the PS4 version instead of ripping my hair out watching the Cubs barrel toward another 100-loss season. :/

You mean Cylons?
Those have already been invented. Mitt Romney's one of them.

This is a complete misreading of Derrick Rose and Dan Bernstein's argument. Rose refused to come back last year when he was cleared, takes up 30% of the cap, and then wines about the possibility of losing some expensive players to foster a better future team. It isn't a matter of "getting hurt on purpose", it's a…

Definitely fake Bama fans, since real ones just upgraded to Windows 98, which isn't compatible with Twitter.

Every Rose Has Its Thorn Menithcuth

"Big Papa Pump"

Makes me remember this

Hope this helps.

"the time-honored trick of chucking stuff at it" See I told you this fixes problems.

So the developers chose Ayn Rand as their face model?

Diatribe warning: And the comments in this thread serve to show us that video games are not ready to be appreciated as an art form yet. The entire point of art, be it painting, sculpture, movies or music is to make us think and elicit an emotional response. The author of this piece found occasion to analyze his own…

They should make a high school rom com where Jason Statham can't get a date for the prom until some popular cheerleader girl loses a bet and takes him as a date, but then he gets a makeover, and the popular girl sees how rad his bod is and discovers his inner beauty, and they give each other promise rings. Oh and he…

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