This isn't that uncommon— I hear that Mark Sanchez playfully calls some of his black teammates "n——-r," and they call him "terrible."

I would never describe Donald Sterling's business history as "checkered." He's never allowed any of his businesses to be in the black.

The fake lips say "I love you", but the meth bites say, "I NEED MONEY FOR MY MEDICINE, YOU GANGLY BITCH!"