That's all well and good, but here's the rub...

If I saw one walk across my kitchen floor while I was eating breakfast, I would likely collect it and then usher it outside my house.

Yeah, I never made it past the AT&T logo on the first image.

That's all great and all, but is that page, as it reads, in the version of the owners manual of the earliest examples of the Tesla Roadster? Or is it not?

Is that the version of the owners manual that the first 500 owners have?

For the love of...

I think I found a copy. Christ, that looks like painful!!

Oh look, Darwin has missed again.

You were saying... something about a magic indicator.

*slow claps*

Christ. We are off to a rough start, indeed.

Oh for the love of...

Actually it's a recurring track on one of my Pandora stations.

Ellie Goulding - Lights (Bassnectar Remix)

Presently, we have no indication that the iceberg collision has impacted the seaworthiness of the ship.

Maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way, but a tissue box that:

I was told there would be a supermodel in this post.

The cone bone, no.

I'm a senior systems engineer at an technology consulting firm in NYC, and I drive the following:

Look at the bottom of that garage door... the bottom is pushed in, off of the tracks.