Son of a.... damn you.

Or your toe is way off, and you're due for an alignment.

Heart click for saying what I've been saying for years and years.

Fuel rods and containment vessels. The joke is in here somewhere, I just can't pull it together for the life of me.

If you're being shot at by 3 RPG wielding angels, how fast your HMMWV goes is the absolute least of your worries, my friend.

I'm just going to leave this here.

Wow.

I'm sure the headline update stating that this was a legitimate shipment headed for South Korea is coming any minute now.

I swear, they write themselves sometimes.

From the missing driver's headlamp, and the passenger headlamp pointing way too far to the right, I would surmise that this guys evening of calamity had some rather exciting beginnings on the roadway above.

I always knew Jalopnik as "[a blog] covering cars, car culture, and the automotive industry." Whoever maintains the Wikipedia article seem to think the same as well.

Jury nullification.

I still find it humorous that people think that the Iranians "captured" a reconnaissance drone...

I'm sorry... ABS? In 1965?

Everyone relax. Paula is going to take care of everything.

Well, if you were ever wondering what would happen if you subjected a turbine to 100MPH winds, you're curiosity has been satisfied.

As an IT professional, this was my first thought when I heard about a "captured" reconnaissance drone...

This is what I said! The Turbotwin was an utter monster, with 2400 horsepower, and something approaching 7000 ft.lb. of torque.

Strangely enough, I'm not too worried about this.

Dammit, nibbles...