They can be all ages. Hell, one of the originals (Surge) is a military lieutenant. 

Hey, I did NONE of the work here. “Fidough ferments things in its vicinity using the yeast in its breath.” All them.

...bread has yeast in it. It’s a bread dog. A dog made of dough. Therefore it has yeast in it.

“ People are tired of our product so lets make more of that product “ isn’t the dumbest business decision I’ve heard, but it ranks pretty high up there.

Consolidation is not really good from a consumer perspective, even if we as gamers view it as the potential for MS to take over and make better games and improve the work culture. Consolidation is one of the chief aspects of modern corporatism that facilitates monocultures within companies, power abuses from the top…

“This document is not a ‘list,’ but, rather, a doodle pad. The words ‘death list’ are written in all caps, whereas the balance of writing on the doodle pad is written in upper and lower-case letters”.

Oh I would light that defense attorney up for that doodle pad argument... something like “apparently, opposing counsel neglected to file an actual motion and instead inadvertently filed his own doodle pad featuring the name of the court in all caps at the top and a title in bold with both capital and lower case…

The government is murdering people at the taxpayer’s expense, but the real issue is skirt length.

I think that particular problem belongs in the category “Don’t care. Go fuck yourself. Gotta get back to work.”

After watching blizzard and/or activision go from being good (or at least not outright evil) companies to absolutely monstrous shitbirds I’m never giving them another cent.

It’s just more sadness as another previously enlightened multicultural country (perhaps the most multicultural on Earth) follows the path of the US, the Phillipines, Poland, India, Brazil, the UK, Turkey, Tunisia, etc. into being a proudly stupid racist reactionary shithole where all the proudly uneducated people…

The state is trying to punish her for exercising her free speech rights. I’ll also bet that this AG is one of the ones crying about how Facebook is censoring conservatives because they remove pro-Nazi propaganda.

“Arguably, we’ve already had the “perfect” D&D movie thanks to Peter Jackson’s adaptations of The Lord Of The Rings in the 2000s—which, if I’m being honest, do chart a bit too close to “action movie” for my taste”

This is a classic case of execs looking at popular thing and saying “We need to make money off of that” without knowing why said thing is popular.

...and this is why e-sports are not sports, imagine 5 innings into a Major League Baseball game the coordinators of the league declared that games only last for 7 innings, not the standard 9. These events are not just unprofessional they’re embarrassing. 

*tortoise pope

Yeah, I ignored Magnemite until he got steel typing. He’s still a little slow for my tastes, but he’s a fun electric type to dabble with, and Arceus only reinforced my feelings about it.

To be fair, when I first saw Quaxly, it  instantly reminded me of someone...

I’m not spiritually ready for Dexit 2: The Edge of Reason