I almost became a beer lawyer... but I couldn’t pass the bar.

Bayonetta 3.

Something I get a kick out of is: this PC version is a port of the mobile version (which added the new UI), which is a port of the DS version (which added the new dungeons), which is a port of the Playstation version (which added the animated cutscenes), which is a port of the original SNES game.

Cool, another FFX article and excuse to SHAME YOU ALL.

Sorry you feel this way. But one instance of a father working hard for his kid with his kid, so his kid can preserve he has something special from his dad will not destroy this kid.

only true intellectuals can finish a kotaku article

You mean ‘mangasplaining’ :P

“We forgot that we can sell much of our pre-owned stock of games between now and the holiday shopping season. So we’ll resume the program once we have more money and fewer used games to rent.”

Here, I’ll just answer for everyone what this blurb does not.

Last night I was playing a lot of Pharah and I was getting a surprisingly lack of attention from my Mercys...

That is exactly my point in what’s really wrong with this mentality. When someone wishes me “May the blessings of the Earth Mother be upon you,” they’re not imposing a custom on me: they’re extending their benevolence in what is customary to themselves. I, personally, am thankful eventhough I do not believe in such an…

They say “bless you” in developing nations, Tobias

I’m usually very middle-ground in my opinions regarding society, but this is one of those cases where I ask, “Why should the sneezing person care whether or not someone says ‘bless you?’” Most folks know if someone is having a sneezing fit, wait for a few moments for it to subside and extend the blessing. Likewise…

Yeah, I think the animation and presentation - while obviously simple in some cases - was generally very well executed.

Yeah, the modeling chapter was weird but that’s about it.

My best one is for the game clue. Guess a card you have in your hand. Your opponent will know they don’t have it and assume it’s the winner.

I know this is only tangentially related, but I’ve been playing Tokyo Mirage Sessions recently and am in the final chapter. It is a Very Good Game.

Cherry Doctor Pepper has more red food coloring, so you know it is cherry-er.

#IWill untie any fair damsel in distress from the traintracks and punch the dastardly bad guy right in the nose!

“Culdcept: Revolt Proves Once More How Great Monopoly And Magic Go Together”