TFW a typo turns someone into an immortal alchemist.

Shit, son, it doesn’t seem like Edward Kelley was a fake if he “died in 1958 from injures he sustained during an escape attempt.” The dude lived for 300+ years!

Yes lol, most smash players actually love the game quite a bit!

look we already got speedracer we can’t get greedy

I would really love someone to release a Souls style game that was designed for coop, where the progress was saved for both players and players werent kicked when the host went to another area or beat the boss; where neither player was “the host”. This would also allow ppl to experiment with symbiotic builds,…

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“A Month Before Nintendo Switch Launches, We Really Should Know More About It”

We’re through the looking glass here, people. Pass me a horse burger.

yeah... mark is really great, but his LPs are more about him than the game. i felt like i was playing with christopher, rather than just watching mark. ya feel me?

360noscoop bitch

I have 2 examples:

sigh.

Special mention to Desert Bus for obvious reasons

“Well kids, this guy on the internet has out fathered me. Guess I’ll go out for milk and cigarettes and never return.”

GabeN defeats Trump in contest of wealth.

Up next, Trump’s riposte, delivered--as always--via Twitter:

“Gabe Newell is all talk, talk, talk, no action! He needs to concentrate on Half-Life 3, and not on amassing great personal wealth through his online delivery platform, Steam!”

...closely followed by:

“If I were running…

“$300 for a cow nipple simulator? May as well get a cow.” Joyless people.

I already know exactly how repetitive and stale this game will be after the first 2 hours, but goddamn it, I need this! You win fan-service!

Generally I agree with you, I really dislike the new modes (on top of it, 3v3 and 1v1 are broken thanks to the Mei exploit on that map) but the lootboxes when you get to higher levels aren’t as important and we didn’t have them before anyway.

No limits is pointless though - although conceptually it’s the same it…

... honest? I wish GameStop would setup an ‘effeminate boys’ section so I could jprance on over and save myself some time picking out a game - I’d have more time for gay sex, shojo manga, and makeup.

Wanted to like Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth, but it felt extremely generic compared to Tokyo Mirage Sessions. TMS#FE properly felt like Shin Megami Tensei/Persona, Digimon Story felt like a pale imitation in comparison.