Chael is jealous he didn't become rich and/or famous from having people punch him in the face, and he doesn't have a singing career either.

Are we sure it wasn't just the sound of Jim Harbaugh shrieking that they caught on the decibel meter?

You know that a Falcon and a Raven are 2 different birds, right?

I think you've done a fine job here running this joke into the ground. I think you need to move on and solve more of the world's problems in the next comment thread.

I think this joke still has a bit of breath left. Does anyone else want to stomp the rest of its life out now?

sad trombone

Who do you think you are? Tom Brady?

"Tom Brady yelling at them? Man, that sounds awful."
- Aaron Hernandez
drops soap

Where did I go?

Again, when I'm trying to fill out my rosters going with guys basedon who is throwing to them is never a bad idea. Also the tight end position is horrible and inconsistent and the difference between tiers is much less than with other positions it's easy to take a gamble.

It's a spin on the typical "I hate my fantasy team and here is how I got screwed like everyone else gets screwed" angle.

Hey Drew, I didn't know about Julius Thomas fantasy potential but that didn't stop me from drafting him. (my strategy involved drafting people who have a ball thrown at them by a guy named Manning)
Sadly he was on my bench for the game but I still managed to win my matchup by 70+ points.
Nelson laugh
Ha ha

I'm pretty sure the 49ers playbook includes a delay of game play.

+1

Of course the real crime here is owning a jersey with his name on it.

How mortifying. I couldn't imagine being caught in public wearing a Leafs jersey.

Yeah, but does the study take into account the higher alcohol content of Canadian beer or the value of the Canadian dollar?
/typical insecure Jays fan'd

It's a pretty solid indictment of the network when they continue to employee idiots like this and throw people like the Scwab, who would probably pick out this error in a heartbeat, to the wayside.

The quarterback ran into the butt of his own teamate, fell down, fumbled then had the ball returned for a touchdown.
Let that sink in for a second.
That's like a work of fiction. Shit like that doesn't just happen.

+1