@Lionel Osbourne: +1

It's fouth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press.

As a Niners fan I just wish I could be this angry about my team's current state of play, but they just plain suck.

This is all just hearsay and conjecture... wait aren't those "kinds" of evidence?

And boom goes the unemployment bubble.

Who is this "Veterans Committee" and is this where I can complain about the lack of Nightmare Ant?

@ClueHeywood: Have you seen the original Nightmare Ant post?

You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! The original Nightmare Ant post and subsequent comments was a blueprint for building a comedy pyramid.

@Krazee_Eyez_Killa: I'd like to remind our new insect overlord that as a long time and somewhat respected commenter I can be useful in gathering other commenters to toil in your underground caves.

When speaking of Rod Dibble's body of work are we taking into acount his stint on Pros Vs Joes?

That picture will never get old.

Advantage: Deadspin.

@Terrence_Mannaise: Was that in the clip where he was wearing the Crocs?

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Mmm. Drinkability.

@RobertoMonty: First day on deadspin I see. WELCOME!

I was surprised by the fact that not only does he use cellphone technology, but he texts too. He is ruinning all my preconceived notions I have about the elderly.

If anyone has tips to rid the world of corn strings, I'm all ears.

I will not have you bad mouth synergy.!

This will come as a huge shock to American soccer fans completely unaware they play games more than once every 4 years.

I had no idea Rick Vaughn was an MLB umpire.